Happy Dayz! Ron Howard to direct Jay-Z Doc

Our dear friends (who don’t actually know us) at CinemaBlend are reporting that director Ron Howard will make a Jay-Z documentary.  …Yup.

On the surface, that is the funniest headline I have read in a long time.  It doesn’t even need a joke, just read it out loud.  Let’s take the whitest McWhitey white guy in Hollywood and having him helm a documentary of the world’s greatest rapper!  I’m pretty sure I have slipped into some alternate, wacky dimension where I’ll turn on the TV and see Usain Bolt driving for Nascar or hear Lady Gaga on Bloomberg Radio.

After reading into the story further, however, it actually sounds like a pretty cool idea.  The documentary (a first for Ron Howard, hard to believe!) will center on Jay-Z’s upcoming music festival, Made in America.  Specifically we will follow Jay-Z and the difficulties of actually assembling something as large as a two-day music festival.  It also sounds as though the film will touch on Jay-Z as an icon and how he has appealed to several generations of music fans.  Brian Grazer told the New York Post:

“The festival showcases 20 pre-eminent artists that speak to the new generation. I am producing the film with Steve Stoute and Jay. Ron is directing. It is going to be born through Jay-Z’s perspective … how he puts the event together … Jay stayed the king for a very long time … I can’t even begin to explain how he is capable of remaining relevant. He is a phenom, like a musical Michael Jordan.”

It certainly won’t hurt to have a backdrop of popular artists, such as Pearl Jam, Drake, Skrillex, Mike Snow, Chris Cornell, and Run DMC, to name a few.  The full lineup for the Made in America festival can be found here.

I watch documentaries because I want to learn something about a subject I would otherwise know nothing about.  I personally am not a huge fan of Jay-Z’s genre of music, but that would make a documentary all the more interesting to me.

Still, if Ron Howard and Jay-Z are really going to collaborate, I think a goldmine could be had in a sitcom!  Howard and Mr. Z could find themselves as roommates in the big city!  Howard could unexpectedly bring his boss (special guest star Don Rickles) home for dinner, prompting Jay-Z to try cooking a fancy dinner, while still keeping ALF out of sight, who of course keeps chasing after their cat, Mr. Wrinkles!  Oh, and The Fonz is their landlord.

Or, you know, do the documentary thing.


Focus Features breaks their Eastern Promises!

As being reported by Collider, the once thought to be slated film Eastern Promises 2 is no more.  Focus Features has apparently pulled the plug on the sequel to 2007’s (you guessed it) Eastern Promises.

The film would have reunited director David Cronenberg and actor Viggo Mortensen, who worked together on the first film, as well as the recent A Dangerous Method.  (The two also worked together on the stellar A History of Violence…seriously, add that one to your queue)

When Viggo Mortensen was asked of his feelings on the abandoned project, he stated “A shame, a real shame.  I was really looking forward to giving audiences another full frontal nudity scene of yours truly.  A sad day in cinema, to be sure.”

(Viggo of course said nothing of the sort, but he did go full monty in Eastern Promises)

Eastern Promises 2 was scheduled to begin shooting in October.

Pants? Where we’re going we don’t need…pants


Episode 08/12/12

If you haven’t already seen Total Remake, not to worry, we can criticize it for you wholesale!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of Total Recall!  (sans Mars)  (09:45)

Also, what happens when you make a Bourne movie without Jason Bourne?  You get two guys ripping it apart and talking about Sean Connery, of course!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Bourne Legacy!  (49:40)

In the news…  (1:34:00)

  • Joss Whedon will do everything for Marvel short of fighting crime and wearing a cape!
  • Follow the trail of bloody breadcrumbs for Jeremy Renner’s next film!
  • Remember ALF??  He’s Back!  In movie form!
  • Sadly, there will be no Justice League movie set in gritty Boston slums
  • Jimmy Fallon says No to Oscars…Cinema Recon says Yes!!
  • Was Bane an honor roll student in his early years?  We’ll never know!

Listen Below:

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Episode 07/21/12

Today on the show, we learn the “untold story” of a story that has been told 3 times in the past 10 years … it’s the Cinema Recon review of The Amazing Spider-Man!  (0:11:15)

Also, Christopher Nolan has finished his epic Batman trilogy, and all the shark-repellent-bat-spray in the world couldn’t keep us away!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Dark Knight Rises!  (1:01:30)

In the news… (1:57:50)

  • Cinema Recon would like to give its deepest condolences to the victims of and those affected by the recent tragedy in Aurora, Colorado.  Our thoughts and prayers are with you all.
  • Paul and Jake discuss Comic Con 2012
  • Thomas Jane creates his own Punisher short
  • Breck Eisner confirmed to direct Stretch Armstrong

 

Listen Below:

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Episode 07/01/12

There’s nothing to fear when we bring backup for today’s show!  Chris graces the CR studio for our review of Brave!  (0:13:25)

Also, Ted may just be the “foul-mouthed teddy bear movie with Marky Mark and the hot girl from That 70’s Show” that we’ve been asking for all these years!  (1:01:50)

In the news… (1:47:40)

  • Weekend Box Office Review!
  • The Kardashian’s can read?  Jake gets angry at books!
  • The Avengers wage war on your wallet with a massive 10 disc blu-ray set!
  • THREE Avatar films to be filmed back-to-back-to-crap!
  • Taken 2: Your Guy Killed All Our Guys!

Listen Below:

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Episode 06/09/12

Today on the show, there will be no whistling while we work, but plenty of poison apples… it’s the Cinema Recon review of Snow White and the Huntsman!  (09:00)

Also, whatever that probe is picking up, it’s definitely not reading coherent screenwriting!  Finally, and worth the wait, CR reviews Prometheus!  (51:00)

In the news… (1:38:10)

  • Who are the big weekend box office winners?!
  • Oh say, you won’t see the Iron Patriot in Iron Man 3!
  • World War Z re-shoots for more artistic zombie camera angles!
  • Drop it, Motherfu…. Sam Jackson in new Robocop!
  • We’re sorry for ruining your Black Panther movie party…
  • New world record for dumbest movie idea!
  • Angelina Jolie to star in Fifty Shades of Who Gives a Shit!
  • The Hangover: Part 3 to be set in Tijuana with 30% new jokes!
  • Jackass 4: Bad Grandpa… yup.

Listen Below:

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Celeste and Jesse Forever First Trailer

Back in January we did a show that was extremely advanced, it was light years ahead of its time, utilizing technology that most people could not even imagine in their wildest dreams. Many scientists to this day still hold that that show contained one of the biggest scientific breakthroughs of our time, opening the doors for unlimited advancement in the areas of quantum physics, string theory, advanced spatial calculus, and communications. That’s right, in January I was in Park City Utah attending the Sundance Film Festival while Cinema Recon was in San Francisco, CA recording a show and they had their first LIVE caller… ME! That is right folks, using  advanced mathematics, special triangulation calculations, and a very long string attached to a very large tin can, I called in to Paul and Billy recording the show all the way from two states away! I know I know, the line between magic and science is blurring everyday!

While I was tens of thousands of miles away (ok, ok… 766 miles) on the other side of the world (ok, ok… Utah), I was mostly doing a lot of snowboarding and partying with a group of friends, BUT I was lucky enough to score a ticket to one film that was premiering titled Celeste and Jesse Forever. Starring  Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg, the film follows two lifelong best friends who end up getting married… and then realize it’s not really right for them, and takes you through the trouble they have losing each other as a husband and wife, and also as a best friend. I thought the film was a giant breath of fresh air in an otherwise reboot/relaunch/rehash cinematic movie world that we live in. You can listen to my review live from Sundance here, on Episode 1/21/12. The film takes on some serious tones all while maintaining a realistic level of comedy that literally had me laughing out loud (that’s LOL’ing for you hip cool kids with your pants saggin’ around your bottoms) throughout the whole movie. I am really excited to see this again and see how it holds up, or if all the Sundance hype altered my feelings about this movie.

Everybody in this film is terrific – Rashida Jones is awesome, Andy Samberg tries to downplay his goofiness but is still goofy and funny, co-writer Will McCormack has a fantastic and hilarious role as a stoner friend/drug dealer, and Elijah Wood as Rashida Jones’ gay, eccentric and over the top co-worker is awesome. After I saw the film at Sundance the full cast and crew came out to do some Q&A which was really cool. You can check out my footage of that here on our YouTube channel. Overall it’s a great cast that tells a serious and very funny story. It might be one of my top 5 movies this year actually (thanks to the huge disappointment of Prometheus, poop). The way this trailer is cut makes the movie look a bit too much like your standard romantic comedy/drama but that’s because I’ve already seen the movie and I know it’s much more than that. Check out the trailer below and let me know what you think! Celeste and Jesse Forever opens August 3rd.

Celeste and Jesse Forever Trailer


Where are Jake’s Articles? That’s a Clown Question, bro…

What’s up Cinema Recon-ites!? Hows it hangin’? I was thinking today about some articles I wanted to write, and holy hell! Has it really been that long since I threw up an article!? Seems like just yesterday I was talking about The Expendables 2 trailer exploding all over your face, but now that I think about it – not including our regular podcasts – that was over a month ago! Its amazing what happens to all my free time to write once summer starts rolling around. I’ve been a tad bit busy to say the least – a couple camping trips where we got snowed on, fishing trips where all I caught was a good buzz, river rafting trip where I caught a nice sunburn, toured the Anheuser-Busch Brewery and almost got kicked out, a couple baseball games and a whole helluva lot of beers later and here I am slacking on my writing responsibilities to you, the reader! (hi mom)

But fear not, I have all the time in the world to write today thanks to the lovely folks at Clarke Pest Control who are fumigating our apartment complex for termites. We had to pack up all our shit and will be staying at the lovely Extended Stay America for the next three days. At first I thought Cassie said we were staying at Extended Steak America, and immediately thought we were staying at some sort of super awesome hotel that serves you steak and eggs for breakfast, steak sandwiches for lunch, and fish sticks for dinner (come on now, you can’t eat steak three times a day). Anyways, we went to the A’s game yesterday then came home and had to pack up our whole damn place. “So what?” you might think. Yeah, not that bad, except have you ever tried to move the contents of a 16 gallon fish tank to the second floor hotel room of an Extended Stay America? Yeah I didn’t think so! So shut it! Sorry, I didn’t mean that I am just a little testy since I pretty much didn’t sleep at all. The freaking bed sheets are like cardboard wrapped in god damn sandpaper at this place, its like sleeping between two belt sanders. But the good news is at least the shower drains properly, oh wait… right, it doesn’t. Nothing gives you that clean morning shower feeling like 4″ of standing water at the bottom of a hotel room shower. God only knows what exists beyond that drain…

But the reason I have time to write today, isn’t because of our fabulous hotel makes it such a serene environment to write, its because of moving a bunch of damn fish into a hotel, the limestone-like bed sheets, the bath/shower combo, and yes most likely having a couple too many $8 beers at the game yesterday… but I took today off!! Yesterday wore me the hell out and since I basically didn’t sleep at all, I just needed to relax today. Bad for my employer, good for you! So I’m hoping to get out a couple articles that I have been wanting to write. So sit back, grab a cold one, and stare at your computer until I write these articles!


Episode 05/28/12

Today on the show, one Podcast will protect the Earth from the scum of the universe…It’s the Cinema Recon review of Men In Black 3!  (15:40)

Also, scary monsters hunting attractive twenty-somethings amidst the nuclear fallout of Chernobyl?!!  This has GOT to be good, right!?  …right?… Cinema Recon reviews Chernobyl Diaries!  (54:00)

In the news…

  • Who topped the Memorial Day weekend box office?  (1:36:52)
  • Anchorman 2 Teaser releases!  (1:42:15)
  • ‘Book Corner’ with Jake!  (1:45:10)
  • GI Joe 2 is MIA!  (1:51:00)
  • Paul can’t stop talking about video games!  (1:54:40)
  • Gary Oldman in the new Robocop reboot?!  (1:58:20)
  • Watch out Oscars, there could be a MacGruber 2!  (2:01:35)
  • Billionaire wants to give you the In The Army Now sequel you’ve been deprived of!  (2:06:45)

Listen Below:

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Episode 05/13/12

Today on the show, two podcasters and just generally all around cool dudes unite to fight the battles that the Earth cannot … It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Avengers!  (10:30)

In the news…

  • The Avengers has demolished box office records!  Plus a little discussion of other current box office shenanigans…  (1:05:50)
  • We discuss TRAILERS aplenty!!
  • The Pee Wee Herman movie pushes (tugs?) forward!  (1:34:45)
  • A preview of next week’s show?  We discuss The Dictator and Battleship!  (1:37:00)
Listen Below:

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