If you haven’t already seen Total Remake, not to worry, we can criticize it for you wholesale! It’s the Cinema Recon review of TotalRecall! (sans Mars) (09:45)
Also, what happens when you make a Bourne movie without Jason Bourne? You get two guys ripping it apart and talking about Sean Connery, of course! It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Bourne Legacy! (49:40)
In the news… (1:34:00)
Joss Whedon will do everything for Marvel short of fighting crime and wearing a cape!
Follow the trail of bloody breadcrumbs for Jeremy Renner’s next film!
Today on the show, all the prayers in the world won’t save this movie from the wrath of Cinema Recon! Its our review of Wrath of the Titans! (10:24)
CR also wants to hear your best Liam Neeson impression! (listen to the show, we promise it will make sense) Send us your best “Release the Kraken!!” impression (is there any other Liam Neeson one liner??) and we will send one lucky fan a Cinema Recon T-Shirt!
In the news…
The legacy of Steve Jobs is to be portrayed by the man responsible for Punk’d! (52:05)
Liam Neeson will do his best Liam Neeson impression in The Dark Knight Rises! (56:45)
Chuck Norris proclaims “Earmuffs!” as Expendables 2 keeps its R rating?! (1:00:40)
A teaser trailer for the trailer for theTotal Recall reboot was released today (via Comingsoon.net, via Columbia Pictures). You can watch the preview of a preview of a reboot here:
Not that trailers for trailers are anything terribly new, but it always makes me laugh. How plugged in to the hype-machine are we nowadays? It certainly makes me long for when the first way I would hear about a film would be by wandering through the local movie theater halls and seeing it in poster form…
Look for the full length trailer on Sunday, April 1 (Game of Thrones Season 2 also begins Sunday, btw!) during the NBA Celtics/Heat match up. Shortly after the debut trailer, an extended trailer (so does that make the above a pre-pre-tease??) will then be released to the masses via http://www.apple.com/trailers, copies upon copies on Youtube, and carrier pigeon.