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Paul produces and hosts a film/comedy podcast on CinemaRecon.com! He also produces and hosts a gaming podcast on BitFixRadio.com!

Poster Reveal for 84th Academy Awards

…And here it is!

The Three Stooges will likely miss the cut-off date for nominees

The 2011 awards will be February 26th at 4:00, and you know Cinema Recon will have something special planned.  Keep listening for updates!  The announcements for nominees will likely follow very soon.


Episode 12/27/11

Vacations are over, which means Cinema Recon is back on the internet-waves!

Today on the show, we get inked with our review of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo!  (08:16)

And by only the faint glow of our shiny new laptops, we present the Cinema Recon review of The Darkest Hour!  (46:25)

In the news…  (1:14:40)

  • The announcement of a possible Gremlins 3 has the Cinema Recon hosts gripping their Bathroom Buddies (c) with excitement!
  • Seth Rogen can barely find time to wake and bake anymore!
  • Mission: Impossible sequels are proving to be only as impossible as it is to take out your wallet
  • Prometheus, the upcoming Alien prequel space movie from Ridley Scott, has a trailer!
  • Cinema Recon reports the winners and losers at the past holiday box office!

Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/27/11


The Lord of The Rings: Episode I – The Hobbit!

Hot off the heels of the anticipated Batman trailer, the first trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has appeared all across the internets!  Stop reading and start watching!

Without a doubt, the Internets this past week have been the Shangri-La equivalent for Geeks everywhere. The biggest Superhero reveal on the planet followed by the biggest Fantasy reveal on the planet?  If somehow a major Star Wars announcement was to be made right now, the mass simultaneous head explosions would be deafening.


Episode 12/18/11

It’s a very merry Cinema Recon Holiday Special!

Today on the show, we received our mission and chose to accept it!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol!  (07:55)

As an added bonus, we have seen (and barely understood…) the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight Rises!  (14:15)

We also block punch, break ribs, and deflect haymaker!  Its elementary, dear Watson, with Cinema Recon’s review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows!  (01:12:02)

We all know what true the meaning of the holidays is…PRESENTS!!  Paul and Jake exchange gifts in the very first Cinema Recon Secret Santa!  (52:10)

In the news…  (01:43:00)

  • New Trailers are abound in this week’s edition of Movie News!
  • Jack the Giant Killer sprouts forth!
  • Men in Black 3 flashes before our eyes!
  • Expendables 2 unloads a bevy of gunfire!
  • G.I. Joe: Retaliation is the sequel nobody asked for!
  • ¡Casa de mi Padre esperamos que cuente con subtítulos!
  • Rock of Ages has us singing even more than usual!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/18/11


The Dark Knight Advertises!

Unless you have been living under a rock, which happens to be under an even larger, more socially inhibiting rock, you should know that the internet is abuzz today with the release of the full The Dark Knight Rises Trailer.  I feel it is a good idea…nay, my duty to post the trailer here for your viewing pleasure on Cinema Recon (The trailer is hosted on Apple and I found it embedded on Trailer Addict):

http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/50228

On the upcoming show, you will hear Jake and I discuss the 6 minute preview we saw prior to the IMAX screening of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. In my humble-yet-often-more-correct-than-Jake opinion, this new trailer is much more exciting than what we saw Thursday night.  Here, we don’t have to deal with Bane’s grainy voice and we see a lot more of the overall film (plus that football stadium scene…yowsers).

I for one am far more excited than I used to be for this movie.  The “behind the scenes” leaks were killing my anticipation, but now that the film has wrapped, I can just sit back and enjoy the trailers and viral marketing!

What did you think?


Episode 12/11/11

Today on the show, we get dieting tips from the worst babysitting movie we have ever seen…Its the Cinema Recon review of The Sitter!  (09:20)

We also cheat in English Class by watching the movie instead of reading the book…Paul and Jake review The Help!  (54:25)

In the news… (01:46:29)

  • We play a rousing game of Battleship while watching the new Transfor…er, Battleship trailer!
  • The new Cabin in the Woods trailer tells us we know nothing about your typical horror movie!
  • Idiot kids are encouraged to act like idiots in movie theaters!
  • Daniel Craig tells us that Quantum of Solace was a bad movie…also the grass is green and the sky is blue!
  • Celebrities play dress up!
  • Tom Cruise says Top Gun 2 can be his wingman any day!
  • Are they CRAZY?  Lionsgate is making An American Psycho remake!
  • Patty Jenkins says Thor 2 is for the boys!
  • The new trailer for The Three Stooges pokes us in the eyes and slapsticks our faces off!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/11/11


Episode 12/03/11

Today on the show, we wonder why movie monsters can’t have tiny, little arms and tell you just what is so super about Super 8!  (07:47)

We also poke Jesse Eisenberg on the FaceSpace and give you our EXPLOSIVE review of 30 Minutes or Less!!  (47:11)

In the news…  (01:12:13)

  • The Lizard from the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man has sugary sweets in his chest!
  • The Twilight Zone and Where’s Waldo pick up new screenwriters!
  • Starship Troopers is getting a non-cartoon remake?!
  • Jesse Eisenberg is embarrassed and demands cold hard cash!!
  • Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie makes us question our sanity!…
  • …A Flight of The Conchords movie would put us back into a harmonious balance
  • Vin Diesel needs work!  Donate today!
  • Tucker & Dale vs Evil is the best little horror/comedy you’ve never heard of!
  • What do we know??  The Tree of Life is winning awards!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/03/11


Um, Waiter? There’s some Robocop in my Star Trek

Moviehole provides the news that Peter Weller is the latest to sign up for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek sequel!  The actor, who played the iconic Robotic Police Officer Man in two films, is on board for an unknown role.  Other new-to-the-series-stars that recently signed on were Alice Eve and Benicio Del Toro!

So… Before we get a Robocop remake starring the actor in the prequel to the X-Men franchise, the original Robocop is going to star in the sequel to the re-imagining of the original Star Trek?  …I’m so excited/confused!

Quick question...what movie is this??


Bradley Cooper Plans to Drink Heavily in 2012

So who didn’t see this coming?  Bradley Cooper has confirmed, as reported by The National Ledger, that there will indeed be a Hangover 3 (or as I like to think of it:  Hangover Part One Again For The Second Time).

The previous sequel got its fair share of criticism for perhaps sticking TOO close to the formula of the first Hangover.  Seemingly addressing this directly, Cooper did mention that the new film will “not adhere to the structure” that we have seen.

The story this time is looking like it will bet set in Los Angeles, which I assume means that 80% of the film will be the Wolfpack sitting in traffic on the 101 freeway.

Here we go again...Again!


Some Minor Cinema Recon Site Tweaks!

For your listening/reading pleasure, we here at Cinema Recon are constantly tinkering with our formats and trying to come up with new ideas. Most recently there have been two tweaks to the site that will hopefully make your Cinema Recon experience all the more betters.

1) The Review Section – See that clickable word at the top of your screen that says “Reviews”? That is where you (yeah, YOU) can go to discover all of the movies we have reviewed on the show. Where once they were simply listed (booooo, Boring!), they are now in the form of pretty, clickable posters (Yay! Not boring at all!) which will take you directly to the show containing that particular and hilarious review.

2) Time Stamps – Here on Cinema Recon, we try to provide as much quality content as possible. Shows are typically 2-3 hours long so that you can spread them across your week like warm, delicious, buttery butter across a piece of toast that you already buttered, so its extra buttery. We understand that finding your favorite jokes/topics/dumb-things-that-Jake-says can be daunting, so we have included these little guys —> (0:00:00).

That is a Time Stamp, and they are in every show description, appearing right next to a corresponding topic. Just go to that (hour:minute:second) in your audio player and BAM! Your ears are teleported to whatever specific sweet, sweet CR sound you were craving. Give it a try!

If you have any improvements you’d like to recommend for the show/site, comment below, or write to us at CinemaRecon@gmail.com!

Currently under production in the CR Labs: 3D Audio Podcasts! Stay Tuned!

-CR