Category Archives: News

Um, Waiter? There’s some Robocop in my Star Trek

Moviehole provides the news that Peter Weller is the latest to sign up for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek sequel!  The actor, who played the iconic Robotic Police Officer Man in two films, is on board for an unknown role.  Other new-to-the-series-stars that recently signed on were Alice Eve and Benicio Del Toro!

So… Before we get a Robocop remake starring the actor in the prequel to the X-Men franchise, the original Robocop is going to star in the sequel to the re-imagining of the original Star Trek?  …I’m so excited/confused!

Quick question...what movie is this??


Bradley Cooper Plans to Drink Heavily in 2012

So who didn’t see this coming?  Bradley Cooper has confirmed, as reported by The National Ledger, that there will indeed be a Hangover 3 (or as I like to think of it:  Hangover Part One Again For The Second Time).

The previous sequel got its fair share of criticism for perhaps sticking TOO close to the formula of the first Hangover.  Seemingly addressing this directly, Cooper did mention that the new film will “not adhere to the structure” that we have seen.

The story this time is looking like it will bet set in Los Angeles, which I assume means that 80% of the film will be the Wolfpack sitting in traffic on the 101 freeway.

Here we go again...Again!


It “Wood” Certainly Seem No Cartoon is Safe

Well here we go.

The Hollywood Reporter is …reporting… that yet another piece of childhood nostalgia was hunted down by a film studio, cornered, and eventually captured, all so that it may be dragged from the cool confines of our memories and paraded down the street before our present day eyes (for a nominal fee from us, of course).  I speak of Illumination Entertainment (Universal owned) bringing Woody Woodpecker onto the big screen

Now I love me some Woody Woodpecker, but I don’t think its a surprise to anyone when I say I think they should leave well enough alone.  Maybe I am coming across as a grumpy old man, and maybe a lot of you actually want to see the beloved Woody Woodpecker character recreated for a modern audience, and maybe (on paper at least) this is indeed an exciting, heartwarming look into our childhoods!   Maybe the film will be more than just 90 minutes of “Hey!  Remember when Woody used to laugh like THIS [insert laugh 50 times] …Hilarious!!”

…You know what, this is sounding better and better!  Yeah, maybe they can pull this off!!  And then they can go and do the same for George of the Jungle, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Richie Rich, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Curious George, Inspector Gadget, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Garfield, Speed Racer, Mr. Magoo, Scooby Doo…. 

Oh.  Right.

Shit.

Hopefully the film will have a happy ending


TDKR IDF… (The Dark Knight Rises is done filming!)

Well, we are that much closer to seeing the finished product that is Christopher Nolans The Dark Knight Rises. According to an article on Superherohype.com, filming is officially complete! We had Batman Begins, then The Dark Knight, and now The Dark Knight Rises which will close out the Batman trilogy. These movies have been some of, if not the best movies adapted from comic books to the big screen, and we are all waiting and extremely curious to see how this wraps up the story of The Batman.

But, if you have listened to Episode 9/25/11 and Episode 10/01/11, you know that both Paul and I are a bit skeptical about how this will turn out. From the way that Anne Hathaway is strutting around in her dominatrix-like cat-eared wearing high-heeled outfit, to the fact that Tom Hardy sounds like a 12 year old prepubescent boy when asking the citizens of Gotham to rise up and take back their city. Both of us aren’t really buying Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, I have no clue what they are doing with Bane, and the Batplane looks like a downgraded version of a Power Rangers set piece.

However, I think even with all this skepticism we are still putting our trust in Christopher Nolan to turn this into an amazing finale for the caped crusader. But what I am looking forward to most of all, maybe even more than actually seeing the film, is not seeing any more god damn set photos from filming! If I have to see Christian Bale leaning up against the catering cart and perusing the bagel options one more time, I’m going to go all Joker on everyones ass! The Dark Knight Rises is slated to open July 20th, 2012 even though most of us have seen pretty much the whole movie by now. By the way Christian… go with the jalapeno bagel, it’ll put some hair on your bat-chest.

Hey, how do you eat these bagels with that thing on your face?


J. Edgar Earns Twice Jake’s Annual Salary in Just One Day

As Cinema Recon gears up to hit the polling booth with J. Edgar, IMDb.com is reporting that the film earned $53,000.00 today in just the 7 theaters it was shown.  The limited release for just one day is of course meant to create a bit of buzz around the movie, as it opens in wide release tomorrow.  Warner Brothers will be satisfied with nothing less than several Oscar nominations for the presidential biopic.

But is it any good? …We will certainly let you know on the next show, as J. Edgar will be our wide release review for the week!  I got Jake the pop-up book version so he can at least participate in the review.

Bling Bang!


The Pixel Washing Machine! (wash non-colored items separately)

Although Paul and I both really liked the movie The Thing (2011), there was one part that really stood out from the others, and not in a good way. It really was a WTF moment towards the end of the movie. Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s character Kate has chased The Thing across the frozen landscape and into its spaceship. She must prevent it from reaching civilization at all costs. As she is tip toeing around the innards of the spaceship, she stumbles on what appears to be a mysterious power source or computer of some kind, most likely of extreme power or intelligence. But what do we as the viewer see… a random assortment of floating colored pixels. Literally.

I have no idea what the visual effects crew was going for… but I’m pretty damn sure they missed the mark. What the audience sees is just a random mess of colored pixels floating in circles. I bet its one of those things that is really cool in concept, but then when you start to develo… wait, no… never mind, its not even cool in concept.

But I thought it was so funny that I couldn’t resist but to share it with you the way I saw it. So without further adieu, as promised from the 10/16/11 show here is my rendition of the mysterious power source/Crayola factory that Mary Elizabeth Winstead stumbles upon which I have deemed… The Pixel Washing Machine!

Ugh... where do I put the bleach?


Daylight Come and I Want More Beetlejuice!

During some of our practice runs here at Cinema Recon, one of our practice news stories was that a Beetlejuice 2 was in the works.  Not many details at the time, but we did hear that it would be a sequel rather than a remake.  Our practice consensus: hesitant anticipation.

Why so serious?

Today, all across the internets, sites are quoting EW.com’s interview with David Katzen­berg and Seth Grahame-Smith.  The duo has formed Katz­Smith Productions and are working on a number of projects, amongst them the Beetlejuice sequel.

“We’re not remaking Beetlejuice. People have been very angry about that,” said Katzenberg to EW.  Added Grahame-Smith, “When Warner Bros. came to us about it, we said the only way we’d do it if we got Tim [Burton’s] blessing and involvement, and we got that, and the star of the movie has to be Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice, and it’s a true continuation 26 years later. Not just throwing him in as a cameo …”

So let’s recap:  1) A True Sequel, 2) Tim Burton is onboard, 3) Only Michael Keaton can be the Man in Stripes.

Yes please.

 


Independence Day 2 and 3 will not Depend on Will

ID4 is sort of a special movie for me in particular.  It came about during a time when I could not possibly have been more excited to see aliens engaging in aerial dogfights with F-16s.  I eagerly anticipated its release and followed every bit of news I could about the film at the time (which was often difficult in 1996, without the internets!).  During the summer of ’96 I was also in the UK for a student exchange program, so I had to wait just a bit longer before I’d get to see Jeff Goldblum bypass the firewall and hack an alien mainframe (no simultaneous release overseas).  I can distinctly remember being at a London payphone and asking my parents to go see the movie just so they could tell me about it at 90 cents a minute.  Ah….to be 14 and in love (with alien movies).

Now all that being said, Independence Day is not a good movie.  Sure, people my age with similar stories may remember it that way, but upon another viewing, we understand that time is a funny thing.  Its like going back to Chuck E. Cheese’s when you are 25.  Everything was exciting, shiny, and fast! …Unless you are above 4 feet tall, then its all just loud.  ID4 had some great special effects, especially for the time, but damn, it is difficult to sit through now.  From cheesy one liners to slow motion leaping dogs…best to keep it on the shelf rather than tarnish your fond memories of the White House being demolished.

Now, 15 years later, I learn (courtesy of Vulture) that Fox will be making not one, but two sequels to ID4 simultaneously.  Great.  Fine.  I’m all for it.  I will not complain at all when we get two more summer fluff action films, since the original was just that: a summer fluff action film.  I’m actually quite surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.  …Or am I?  It seems the reason lies with the headliner, Will Smith, who had been seeking $50 million to shoot them back-to-back!  Bananas!  In addition, it is also said that he wants his wife and daughter in the films.  Now, if you’ve earned your stripes, and certainly Will Smith has, I’m all for you negotiating the heftiest price tag that someone is willing to pay you.  However, when you start sticking your fingers in other portions of the pie, like dictating how casting should commence, I begin to sympathize less.  Get a goddamn babysitter.

So now Fox is prepared to begin moving along with this project with or without Will Smith.  Which is good and bad.  I do like Will Smith, and I would love to see him dress in black and get jiggy wit just the two of us in the wild wild west while welcoming aliens to Earth, but that money certainly could be helpful in putting forth a better all around film.  Does Independence Day need Will Smith?  Or can it survive enough on name alone?  It would certainly be a big risk to have no Will, film two huge movies together, then watch the first of the two tank.

Either way, I will definitely go see these.  Unless of course I am out of the country.  Then I will call my mom and have her tell me all about them.


Hey look at the found footage I found!

If you took a look with your ears holes at the most recent show we did on 10/22/11, in the movie news section I was stammering over the name of a found footage superhero movie that I had read about. I was saying Carnival… well, it turns out the name of the movie is Chronicle (I was close enough).  It follows three high school teenagers who come into some superpowers (sweet find dudes!) and of course they have some fun by playing pranks and what-nots. But just like mom says, it’s all fun and games until someone uses their superpowers to drive a jeep off a cliff into a river and kill someone.

Paul says he is sick of the found footage genre, and I agree but it does look like they are taking some of the “shaky cam” out of this one, probably in an attempt to stop movie-goers from getting motion sickness and throwing up all over each other. Either way, I think this looks pretty damn sweet from the trailer. I’ll definitely have to keep an eye on this one. Chronicle is scheduled to release in ‘Merica on February 3rd 2012.


This is the Dumbest thing I’ve heard all day

And yet, I can’t help but be excited.  Comingsoon.net is reporting that one of, if not THE, greatest comedies of all time may be well on its way to getting a sequel.  Normally this kind of talk should garner no expectations, but given the facts that 1) writers are apparently on board, and 2) Jim Carrey himself is talking about doing it… “so you’re telling me there’s a chance?!”

I know if Jake could read, he would be quite excited for this as well.  Lets just hope we get a lot more  Harry and Lloyd! …and a lot less harry and lloyd.