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Paul produces and hosts a film/comedy podcast on CinemaRecon.com! He also produces and hosts a gaming podcast on BitFixRadio.com!

This is the Dumbest thing I’ve heard all day

And yet, I can’t help but be excited.  Comingsoon.net is reporting that one of, if not THE, greatest comedies of all time may be well on its way to getting a sequel.  Normally this kind of talk should garner no expectations, but given the facts that 1) writers are apparently on board, and 2) Jim Carrey himself is talking about doing it… “so you’re telling me there’s a chance?!”

I know if Jake could read, he would be quite excited for this as well.  Lets just hope we get a lot more  Harry and Lloyd! …and a lot less harry and lloyd.


Episode 10/22/11

Today on the show, we get down and dirty with backroom dealings and political scandals in our review of The Ides of March(05:22)

We also gouge our faces off and choke down the worst tasting candy bar on screen today!  Its our stomach churning review of The Three Musketeers(1:37:46)

CinemaRecon.com is finally LIVE!  And to celebrate such a momentous occasion, we give you a behind the scenes look into the preparation of a typical Cinema Recon show!  (53:35)

In the news…  (2:21:23)

  • Chipotle isn’t satisfied with our stomachs, they’re after our hearts, too!
  • Eminem to star in a movie to document his illustrious and overlooked boxing career!
  • Starship Troopers 4 is going to be a real thing!  (shhh, Jake doesn’t know it will be a cartoon)
  • The new Twilight Zone has a director…the writer of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory!
  • Evil Dead to be reaching for its boomstick once again!
  • Joss Whedon filmed a portion of the new Avengers with a rotary telephone!  (…or his iPhone.  Either way, we call shenanigans)
Listen below:
 
 
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 10/22/11
 
 
 

The New Pre-Film Chipotle Commercial I’m Embarrassed to Say I Love

On the upcoming show (Episode 10/22/11) you will hear Jake and I discuss a new commercial which Chipotle is currently running in theaters, prior to the movie previews.  I dare you to watch this and not get all sappy.  Seriously.  $1, on the table:

Somethin’ about the combination of little stop-motion farm animals and Willie Nelson’s perfect pitched voice makes me all happy inside…and then I realize this is a Chipotle commercial.


CinemaRecon.com is LIVE!

Today’s the day!  After months of prep work, we have finally launched the website.  We are recording this week’s show today, so look for it very soon.  We also have the last four weeks of shows just waiting to infiltrate your ears.  You can find them ready to stream or download in the Show Archives.

So what are you waiting for?!  Stop reading this and start listening to some CR!


Episode 10/16/11

Today on the show, we strap on our flame throwers and make snow angels with the new release of The Thing(04:30)

We also project our super-powered teenage angst onto the DVD review of X-Men: First Class(1:37:39)

Cinema Recon is fed up with the PG-13-inization of movies for the benefit of studio wallets.  We also discuss alternative names for the (likely PG-13) fifth Die Hard film, A Good Day to Die Hard!  (59:36)

In the news…  (2:32:09)

  • Hot Dog flinging Drive fan attacks Tiger Woods!
  • Another intelligent Drive fan seeks justice for false advertising!
  • Michael Myers, hard up on cash, may return to Halloween for just $500!
  • We’ve seen the new Avengers Trailer!
  • Fantastic British film Attack The Block to be remade, converted from English to…English??
  • Seattle Superhero Phoenix Jones UNMASKED!!
  • Shawn Levy to make a new Pinocchio?  And 19 other films, apparently.
  • Superman is homeless and shredded!!
Listen below:
 
 
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 10/16/11

Mark Ruffalo is Derek Zoolander!

As discussed in the 10/09/11 show, the headshots for the new Avengers film were recently released to Entertainment Weekly.  Amongst our constant laughing, you may have been able to tell we thought Mark Ruffalo’s pic in particular was…amusing.  Bottomline, he looks exactly like Derek Zoolander.  Don’t believe us?!  Check it out:

Uncanny….  If Mark can steer clear of any freak gasoline fight accidents between The Avengers and the eventual Zoolander 2, he may have a starring role in that movie as well.

You can follow this link to check out Superhero Hype’s article containing all the remaining Avengers headshots.


Episode 10/09/11

Today on the show, we go 12 rounds with the newly released Real Steel(06:41)

We also draw comparisons between the DVD release of Hanna and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants(1:18:10)

Cinema Recon ponders whether or not the Superhero movie genre is beginning its descent.  (48:33)

In the news…  (1:49:23)

  • Universal thinks you’ll pay $60 to watch Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy!
  • The new Avenger Trailer is coming!
  • Bruce Banner IS….Derrick Zoolander!
  • That new, obscure TV Show “The Simpsons” may be facing cancellation before it could find its stride.
  • Is Warner Bros. getting ready for a Twilight Zone movie?!  (Bonus: no sparkly vampires will be involved)
  • Farmville: The Movie.  Yeah.  Really.
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 10/09/11

First Man of Steel Lois Lane Set Pics

Comingsoon.net reports, courtesy of The Daily Mail, that Lois Lane is Mary Jane from Spiderman.  Well not really, but that is the first thing I thought of when I saw these pictures of Amy Adams as Lois Lane on the film set for Man of Steel.  In case anyone was curious, Lois Lane will indeed read the newspaper, drink coffee, and walk in this new Superman movie.


Episode 10/01/11

Today on the show, we give you our diagnosis of the newly released 50/50(02:46)

We also flex our man-strength in our review of the DVD release of Win Win(1:26:27)

Sure, we are all tired of the remakes in Hollywood today, but there are some movies WE think are actually deserving of a remake, and we are going to tell you about them, dammit (and our opinion matters!).  (54:41)

And Sad Batman makes a special guest appearance!  (1:35:25)

In the news…  (1:58:07)

  • The Rocketeer may get a sequel!
  • Will there be a new Mortal Kombat film?
  • More Prometheus news!  Jake is excited for the Space-Skull-Captain-Skeleton-Thing-Guy…Space Jockey, that’s his name!
  • We all know Nicolas Cage is an undead bloodsucker, but John Travolta too?!?
  • The Dark Knight Rises‘ Tom Hardy cries.  A lot.
  • They are going to make a movie based upon the trailer for a video game.  God help us all.
  • Jake explains why (certain) clowns are NOT scary
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 10/01/11

Episode 09/25/11

Today on the show, we review Moneyball  (02:07)  and Hesher(1:22:36)

We also discuss movie etiquette, and what really grinds our gears.  (47:45)

In the news…  (1:53:17)

Update – In the beginning of the show we state that Hesher was released in 2010, which Jake in all of infinite wisdom, questioned!  Turns out that 2010 was the Sundance screening date, and its official release was May 13th, 2011.

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 09/25/11