Today on the show, we watch your typical run-of-the-mill barn partying, blue orb absorbing, teenage telekinesis empowering popcorn flick! It’s the Cinema Recon review of Chronicle!
We also don our patented Cinema Recon flip-flops (patent pending) and soak up the Hawaiian sun with George Clooney in The Descendants!
In the news…
Follow Vin Diesel as he continues along his Career Revitalizing World Tour, next stop: Riddick!
John McClain, Superman, and Ripley team up in the new trailer for The Cold Light of Day!
One could say the superhero genre is starting to get… stretched a little thin!
Matthew Vaughn is at the helm for the next X-Men movie, entitled X-Men: We lost Count Too!
Joel Edgerton and Jessica Chastain will star in two films that are the same…but different!
Gran Turino writer Nick Schenk will pen the Robocop reboot, which will now star an old, war-torn, racist white dude!
Edit: Paul makes mention on this show that The Descendants was a Golden Globe Nominee for Best Comedy/Musical. This is incorrect, rather the The Descendants won the Golden Globe for Best Drama. Paul would like to apologize to George Clooney, and promises to refund George for this show
Today on the show, Jake is at Sundance, Billy is in studio, and Paul learns that a boy can accomplish anything if he just dares to dream!
Billy graciously fills Jake’s shoes as guest co-host on the show, only to be roundhouse kicked out of them by Gina Carano in Haywire! (04:35)
Cinema Recon has it’s first LIVE caller!! And it’s…Jake?? That’s right Jake calls in from the Sundance Film Festival to give us a taste of the glitz, the glamour, and the hot tubs! We also hear his thoughts on the Sundance darling Celeste and Jesse Forever! (27:50)
That “other” awards show just wrapped up…Billy and Paul’s invitations must have been lost in the mail! Regardless, it’s the Cinema Recon recap of the Golden Globes! (1:00:40)
In the news… (1:39:25)
Jack won’t be killing any Giants for at least another year!
Vin Diesel cosplays as Riddick!
Chuck Norris threatens to use graphic violence if producers won’t give Expendables 2 a PG-13 rating!
The newest Project X trailer promises us that the film is “Superbad on crack” …No, seriously.
Today on the show we get our hearts pumping with mindless spy movie action! Death defying car chases! Devious super villains! Why, it’s the Cinema Recon review of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, of course! (0:05:05)
What happens when Indiana Jones gets waaaay super jealous of James Bond‘s adorable new charm bracelet?? Find out in our review of Cowboys & Aliens! (0:40:28)
Our very special guest Cassie joins us to make sure we don’t throw any punches below the belt during our review of Warrior! (1:05:13)
In the news… (1:50:54)
Disney plans to make a film based on the Sleeping Beauty villain Malificient…malnourished?..Mal-Idiot!
The American live action version of Akira halts production…much to the dismay of no one who listens to this show
Amanda Seyfried has decided to do porn in order to pay off her gambling debts!
Universal accepts Hangover 2‘s challenge to make the worst sequel ever and contemplates a Bridesmaids 2 without Kristen Wiig!
Puberty has been hard on young Bane as his voice changes back and forth in the new The Dark Knight Rises trailer
The Evil Dead remake has announced its new Bruce-ette!
Today on the show, we received our mission and chose to accept it! It’s the Cinema Recon review of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol! (07:55)
As an added bonus, we have seen (and barely understood…) the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight Rises! (14:15)
We also block punch, break ribs, and deflect haymaker! Its elementary, dear Watson, with Cinema Recon’s review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows! (01:12:02)
We all know what true the meaning of the holidays is…PRESENTS!! Paul and Jake exchange gifts in the very first Cinema Recon Secret Santa! (52:10)
In the news… (01:43:00)
New Trailers are abound in this week’s edition of Movie News!
Jack the Giant Killer sprouts forth!
Men in Black 3 flashes before our eyes!
Expendables 2 unloads a bevy of gunfire!
G.I. Joe: Retaliation is the sequel nobody asked for!
¡Casa de mi Padre esperamos que cuente con subtítulos!
Today on the show, we put on our monocles, ponder our own mortality, and dabble in thoughts of existentialism…Actually we are nowhere near that serious, it’s Cinema Recon’s review of Immortals! (09:15)
We also get our manny peddies, done got our hair did, and catch a bouquet thrown by the DVD release of Bridesmaids! (01:16:35)
You didn’t think we would do a show and not mention Twilight, did you?? Cinema Recon takes a long, sympathetic look at fanatical fans and some of Hollywood’s biggest franchises! (47:15)
In the news… (01:57:50)
Tweens rejoice! The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is out, and makes boo koo (boo coo?… beau coup??..) bucks!
The epic, hour-long trailer for Mirror Mirror has been released!
Tyler Perry hires Kim Kardashian and is essentially printing his own money at this point
Netflix wants you to forget about that whole price hike thing, and brings you a NEW season of Arrested Development!
How much wood would a Woodpecker peck if he got his own feature film?!
The Dark Knight Rises has finished filming! …Now what will we complain about??
We watch the new trailer for Haywire and Paul falls in love with an actress who will kill him three times before he hits the floor
Today on the show, we are visited by our dear friend and fellow movie aficionado Billy! Keep on the lookout for future posts from Billy on the site!
Why are we wearing rubbery old man masks and our mothers’ dresses, you ask?? Well, it’s the Cinema Recon review of J. Edgar, of course! (11:50)
We also utter the word “beautiful” about 700 times with confused, bewildered, and sleepy looks on our faces. Cinema Recon climbs The Tree of Life! (01:23:48)
It’s certainly easy to be smug and judgmental when you have won as many awards as this show! …*cough*… But we put on our most unbiased faces and examine the movies in Hollywood unabashedly clamoring for those little gold statues! It’s the Cinema Recon “Oscar Bait” discussion! (46:30)
In the news… (02:10:27)
Eddie Murphy is too busy apologizing for Tower Heist to host the Oscars!
Fact: Adam Sandler can slap you in the face and you’ll promptly give him $10!
Magneto takes his addiction to the next level and wants to cover every inch of his body in sweet, shiny metal!
Modern Warfare 3 is bigger than Star Wars AND Lord of the Rings?? Shut up and take my money!!
Newly released Snow White and the Huntsman trailer is….good?! Well I’ll be a son of a witch
Warner Bros. has all the “pieces” in place for their next big franchise! Be sure to “block” out any plans you have summer 2014!! (it’s a LEGO movie)
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