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Paul produces and hosts a film/comedy podcast on CinemaRecon.com! He also produces and hosts a gaming podcast on BitFixRadio.com!

Episode 07/21/12

Today on the show, we learn the “untold story” of a story that has been told 3 times in the past 10 years … it’s the Cinema Recon review of The Amazing Spider-Man!  (0:11:15)

Also, Christopher Nolan has finished his epic Batman trilogy, and all the shark-repellent-bat-spray in the world couldn’t keep us away!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Dark Knight Rises!  (1:01:30)

In the news… (1:57:50)

  • Cinema Recon would like to give its deepest condolences to the victims of and those affected by the recent tragedy in Aurora, Colorado.  Our thoughts and prayers are with you all.
  • Paul and Jake discuss Comic Con 2012
  • Thomas Jane creates his own Punisher short
  • Breck Eisner confirmed to direct Stretch Armstrong

 

Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 07/21/12


Episode 07/01/12

There’s nothing to fear when we bring backup for today’s show!  Chris graces the CR studio for our review of Brave!  (0:13:25)

Also, Ted may just be the “foul-mouthed teddy bear movie with Marky Mark and the hot girl from That 70’s Show” that we’ve been asking for all these years!  (1:01:50)

In the news… (1:47:40)

  • Weekend Box Office Review!
  • The Kardashian’s can read?  Jake gets angry at books!
  • The Avengers wage war on your wallet with a massive 10 disc blu-ray set!
  • THREE Avatar films to be filmed back-to-back-to-crap!
  • Taken 2: Your Guy Killed All Our Guys!

Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 07/01/12


Episode 06/09/12

Today on the show, there will be no whistling while we work, but plenty of poison apples… it’s the Cinema Recon review of Snow White and the Huntsman!  (09:00)

Also, whatever that probe is picking up, it’s definitely not reading coherent screenwriting!  Finally, and worth the wait, CR reviews Prometheus!  (51:00)

In the news… (1:38:10)

  • Who are the big weekend box office winners?!
  • Oh say, you won’t see the Iron Patriot in Iron Man 3!
  • World War Z re-shoots for more artistic zombie camera angles!
  • Drop it, Motherfu…. Sam Jackson in new Robocop!
  • We’re sorry for ruining your Black Panther movie party…
  • New world record for dumbest movie idea!
  • Angelina Jolie to star in Fifty Shades of Who Gives a Shit!
  • The Hangover: Part 3 to be set in Tijuana with 30% new jokes!
  • Jackass 4: Bad Grandpa… yup.

Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 06/09/12


Episode 05/28/12

Today on the show, one Podcast will protect the Earth from the scum of the universe…It’s the Cinema Recon review of Men In Black 3!  (15:40)

Also, scary monsters hunting attractive twenty-somethings amidst the nuclear fallout of Chernobyl?!!  This has GOT to be good, right!?  …right?… Cinema Recon reviews Chernobyl Diaries!  (54:00)

In the news…

  • Who topped the Memorial Day weekend box office?  (1:36:52)
  • Anchorman 2 Teaser releases!  (1:42:15)
  • ‘Book Corner’ with Jake!  (1:45:10)
  • GI Joe 2 is MIA!  (1:51:00)
  • Paul can’t stop talking about video games!  (1:54:40)
  • Gary Oldman in the new Robocop reboot?!  (1:58:20)
  • Watch out Oscars, there could be a MacGruber 2!  (2:01:35)
  • Billionaire wants to give you the In The Army Now sequel you’ve been deprived of!  (2:06:45)

Listen Below:

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Episode 05/13/12

Today on the show, two podcasters and just generally all around cool dudes unite to fight the battles that the Earth cannot … It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Avengers!  (10:30)

In the news…

  • The Avengers has demolished box office records!  Plus a little discussion of other current box office shenanigans…  (1:05:50)
  • We discuss TRAILERS aplenty!!
  • The Pee Wee Herman movie pushes (tugs?) forward!  (1:34:45)
  • A preview of next week’s show?  We discuss The Dictator and Battleship!  (1:37:00)
Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 05/13/12


Nothing to See Here, People

I just wanted to take a minute to let everyone know that I do NOT have 6 new stills of Prometheus to share with you.

I also do not have a new picture of Bane as he glares forward with muffled rage.

There are no new character posters here for The Amazing Spider-man, and I certainly wouldn’t think you’d find an Instagram-style pic of Peter Parker…because that would be ridiculous.

You will also find nary an MIB3 featurette, extended Prometheus featurette, or new Snow White and the Huntsman movie clips.  All of that would just be excessive.

No, I think I’m just going to save the last 17% of these films that we haven’t seen for the theaters.  You’re welcome.


SXSW 2012: Day 2

Warning: NSFW due to some harsh, yet hilarious language

On day two of our adventures in SXSW 2012, we found ourselves broadcasting live during The Big Knife Party at the East Avenue Lounge!  In case you missed it, Day 1 of SXSW is right here.

Check out the lineup below and click for each artist’s website!  Remember, you can also listen to the individual interviews from The Big Knife Party here.

A huge THANK YOU to each band for providing the awesome music you’re hearing on this show!

  • Seashell Radio  (08:30)
    • Following the interview, you’ll hear Ropes and Bury My Robot Bones in the Uncanny Valley (following the break), both off of Seashell Radio’s album Slick Machine!
  • Young Mothers  (1:09:13)
    • Prior to the interview, you’ll hear Old Flames and following the interview, you’ll hear Go Mad, both off of Young Mothers’ album I Want To Be A Beautiful Star Warrior!
  • Sareena Dominguez  (1:38:37)
    • Following the interview, you’ll hear Fourteen from Sareena’s album Moonbeams!
  • Mister Loveless  (2:04:02)
    • Prior to the interview, you’ll hear From Burning Bridges, and following the interview you’ll hear The Old Pain, both by Mister Loveless off their Three Words EP!
  • Ancient River  (2:36:00)
    • Prior to the interview, you’ll hear Insides Out from Ancient River’s album O.D.D.S.!

And of course, movie reviews!  As it turns out, half of Jonah Hill is just as funny as all of Jonah Hill!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of 21 Jump Street!  (35:25)

Also, we strap on our boots, ready our rifles, and watch Good Willem Hunting in The Hunter!  (1:18:23)

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: SXSW Day 2


Prometheus Aliens Free to Drop F-Bombs!

[UPDATED 5/8/12]  Deadline is reporting that Fox has indeed confirmed the R rating for Prometheus.  This is an enormous risk for Fox.  Now we just need to show up, enjoy the hell out of this one, and send studio execs the message that an R rated summer blockbuster really can work.  …Its either that or we fall into another bleak decade of watered down PG-13 films that not even Die Hard or The Terminator could overcome.

[5/7/12]  20th Century Fox appears to agree with the rest of the planet and will not alter the content of Prometheus based upon the MPAA rating bestowed upon them.  We are basing this assumption on the surfacing of what appears to be a legitimate, early ticket stub for the highly anticipated film:

That right there, my friends, is a big fat R rating!  The ticket was scanned by IMDB user “dvonnesoneek” and subsequently the internets were alerted by comicbookmovie.com.

If this is truly the real deal, words cannot describe how happy this makes me.  While I understand that excessive violence and language does not a good movie make, I have always felt that the Alien franchise (or universe, or second removed cousins, or however else Ridley Scott wants to tie Prometheus to previous films) is one that deserves a serious, unaltered, adult tone.

We have seen what happens when a studio insists on being too much involved (Alien 3) and we have seen what happens when you take this content into the ticket-selling friendly realm of PG-13 (AvP).  A rated R Prometheus can only mean that Scott is being given the freedom to realize whatever vision he had for this film.

It would have been very easy to slap a PG-13 rating on this and bank on the extra ticket sales (especially considering the rumored hefty budget).  I applaud 20th Century Fox for having the testicular fortitude to make this decision, and will now block out the week surrounding June 8 in order to recover from my head exploding in anticipation.


The Avengers is Officially a Big Thing

In case you have been living under a rock that is wedged between two larger rocks and you don’t have internet access beneath said rock, The Avengers has officially released in the US today.  Already taking in $300+ million worldwide and having received rave reviews, it is safe to say this movie will set a few records.  If there was ever any doubts, they can be put to rest now: The Avengers is already a success.

Cinema Recon will be seeing the behemoth superhero adventure tonight at the AMC Van Ness in San Francisco.  It’s not a question of if you’ll see it, so I’ll ask, when are you going to catch it?  Did anyone go to the early showings?  Tell us what you thought!

Hey, has anyone seen Spidey or Wolv…oh, right


Episode 04/21/12

Today on the show, we are a couple of loose cannons…just one more bad action movie away from going rogue!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of Lockout!! (09:30)

Also on the show, Jake tells a grocery bag boy story (04:15) that takes over an hour to get to the punchline (1:15:30)!  Classic spot-on comedic timing you know and love here on Cinema Recon!

In the news… (1:22:00)

  • Channing Tatum will skin to win in the first trailer for Magic Mike!
  • The Wolverine will film in Australia! … Hey MATE!
  • Man Pearce will be a part of Iron Guy 3!
  • Jaden “Will Smith’s Son” Smith to star in action film Boy Nobody!
  • Batman and Bane will greet you at the door of The Avengers!
  • Disney to produce a new film based on Mr Toads Wild Ride!  Multi film franchise of the Teacups to likely follow

Listen Below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 04/21/12