Monthly Archives: October 2011
Watch out for movies with names that are numbers!!!
Apparently if you name a movie with all the same numbers its scary… Oh and if those numbers relate to a made up prophecy its even more scary!!!
Nicolas Cage is a vampire…. AND so is John Travolta!!!
OMG!! Edward from Twilight is going to be sooo pissed when he finds out he wasn’t the first celebrity vampire. Apparently Nick Cage and John Travolta have been roaming the Earth as vampires and taking pictures in old timey photo booths. The funny thing is, if Nick Cage has been wandering the Earth for centuries, you think he would have had some time to take an acting class or two. You can listen to hilarity ensue when we talk about this on the 10/01/11 show.
Sad Batman!
As promised from the 10/01/11 show, here is my drawing of sad Batman that had Paul and I cracking up so much. He is sad because the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, isn’t shaping up to be all we thought it was going to be. What with Bane sounding like a 12 year old prepubescent boy, and Catwoman floating around on her high heels and all… This makes batman very sad, so sad in fact that he is shedding a Bat Tear.
Batman is sad… 😦
Superman apparently lives in a barn… a barn that has a Bowflex machine.
Superman is a hobo… a very, very buff hobo. New pictures from all over the internets, show us that Clark Kent is apparently writing his news articles for the Daily Planet out of a barn… a barn that is filled with weight lifting equipment and small animals that eat pants. The barns motto? No shirt, no shoes, no problem! Listen to us ponder why Superman looks like a vagabond in the 10/16/11 show.
Episode 10/16/11
Today on the show, we strap on our flame throwers and make snow angels with the new release of The Thing! (04:30)
We also project our super-powered teenage angst onto the DVD review of X-Men: First Class! (1:37:39)
Cinema Recon is fed up with the PG-13-inization of movies for the benefit of studio wallets. We also discuss alternative names for the (likely PG-13) fifth Die Hard film, A Good Day to Die Hard! (59:36)
In the news… (2:32:09)
- Hot Dog flinging Drive fan attacks Tiger Woods!
- Another intelligent Drive fan seeks justice for false advertising!
- Michael Myers, hard up on cash, may return to Halloween for just $500!
- We’ve seen the new Avengers Trailer!
- Fantastic British film Attack The Block to be remade, converted from English to…English??
- Seattle Superhero Phoenix Jones UNMASKED!!
- Shawn Levy to make a new Pinocchio? And 19 other films, apparently.
- Superman is homeless and shredded!!
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”): CR: Episode 10/16/11
Mark Ruffalo is Derek Zoolander!
As discussed in the 10/09/11 show, the headshots for the new Avengers film were recently released to Entertainment Weekly. Amongst our constant laughing, you may have been able to tell we thought Mark Ruffalo’s pic in particular was…amusing. Bottomline, he looks exactly like Derek Zoolander. Don’t believe us?! Check it out:
Uncanny…. If Mark can steer clear of any freak gasoline fight accidents between The Avengers and the eventual Zoolander 2, he may have a starring role in that movie as well.
You can follow this link to check out Superhero Hype’s article containing all the remaining Avengers headshots.
Episode 10/09/11
Today on the show, we go 12 rounds with the newly released Real Steel! (06:41)
We also draw comparisons between the DVD release of Hanna and The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! (1:18:10)
Cinema Recon ponders whether or not the Superhero movie genre is beginning its descent. (48:33)
In the news… (1:49:23)
- Universal thinks you’ll pay $60 to watch Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy!
- The new Avenger Trailer is coming!
- Bruce Banner IS….Derrick Zoolander!
- That new, obscure TV Show “The Simpsons” may be facing cancellation before it could find its stride.
- Is Warner Bros. getting ready for a Twilight Zone movie?! (Bonus: no sparkly vampires will be involved)
- Farmville: The Movie. Yeah. Really.
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”): CR: Episode 10/09/11
First Man of Steel Lois Lane Set Pics
Comingsoon.net reports, courtesy of The Daily Mail, that Lois Lane is Mary Jane from Spiderman. Well not really, but that is the first thing I thought of when I saw these pictures of Amy Adams as Lois Lane on the film set for Man of Steel. In case anyone was curious, Lois Lane will indeed read the newspaper, drink coffee, and walk in this new Superman movie.
Episode 10/01/11
Today on the show, we give you our diagnosis of the newly released 50/50! (02:46)
We also flex our man-strength in our review of the DVD release of Win Win! (1:26:27)
Sure, we are all tired of the remakes in Hollywood today, but there are some movies WE think are actually deserving of a remake, and we are going to tell you about them, dammit (and our opinion matters!). (54:41)
And Sad Batman makes a special guest appearance! (1:35:25)
In the news… (1:58:07)
- The Rocketeer may get a sequel!
- Will there be a new Mortal Kombat film?
- More Prometheus news! Jake is excited for the Space-Skull-Captain-Skeleton-Thing-Guy…Space Jockey, that’s his name!
- We all know Nicolas Cage is an undead bloodsucker, but John Travolta too?!?
- The Dark Knight Rises‘ Tom Hardy cries. A lot.
- They are going to make a movie based upon the trailer for a video game. God help us all.
- Jake explains why (certain) clowns are NOT scary
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”): CR: Episode 10/01/11
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