Look at this adorable baby! Now go listen to Cinema Recon!

Here it is… more proof that Cinema Recon is more enjoyable than peach & spinach baby food! If the other picture wasn’t proof enough, here is even more evidence that babies love Cinema Recon! And babies know whats up, on the real. Look at this hip baby listening to her Cinema Recon, on her iPhone 4s, bossing Siri around – “Siri, find me the most knowledgeable, hilarious movie review podcast on all of the Internets.” “HERE, LISTEN TO CINEMA RECON (read in robot voice).” So if this baby is smart enough to know we rock, what are you waiting for, go listen to some Cinema Recon! After all, you’re smarter than a baby right!?

Cinema Recon does not endorse babies eating electronic devices - unless you're this cute.


The Lord of The Rings: Episode I – The Hobbit!

Hot off the heels of the anticipated Batman trailer, the first trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey has appeared all across the internets!  Stop reading and start watching!

Without a doubt, the Internets this past week have been the Shangri-La equivalent for Geeks everywhere. The biggest Superhero reveal on the planet followed by the biggest Fantasy reveal on the planet?  If somehow a major Star Wars announcement was to be made right now, the mass simultaneous head explosions would be deafening.


Episode 12/18/11

It’s a very merry Cinema Recon Holiday Special!

Today on the show, we received our mission and chose to accept it!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol!  (07:55)

As an added bonus, we have seen (and barely understood…) the first 6 minutes of The Dark Knight Rises!  (14:15)

We also block punch, break ribs, and deflect haymaker!  Its elementary, dear Watson, with Cinema Recon’s review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows!  (01:12:02)

We all know what true the meaning of the holidays is…PRESENTS!!  Paul and Jake exchange gifts in the very first Cinema Recon Secret Santa!  (52:10)

In the news…  (01:43:00)

  • New Trailers are abound in this week’s edition of Movie News!
  • Jack the Giant Killer sprouts forth!
  • Men in Black 3 flashes before our eyes!
  • Expendables 2 unloads a bevy of gunfire!
  • G.I. Joe: Retaliation is the sequel nobody asked for!
  • ¡Casa de mi Padre esperamos que cuente con subtítulos!
  • Rock of Ages has us singing even more than usual!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/18/11


Because You Never Saw it: Margin Call

The time is now. Things are rough and looking to get even rougher. A nameless investment bank is making cuts and the department taking the largest blow is the perhaps the most important: risk management. Eric Dale (Stanley Tucci) is onto something, something big. But he’s getting his walking papers. As he’s being escorted out of the building, he hands this information off to Peter Sullivan (Syler… er….Spock, I mean Zachary Quinto). Sullivan takes a look at the information and puts it all together. It’s a projection and not a good one. The company, heavily invested in a real estate market in the midst of a collapse, will soon be severely over leveraged.

Thus begins Margin Call, the year’s best action film. There are no guns or explosions, nary a car chase in sight. With the exception of a few rooftop smoke breaks, the film is contained within the offices of the bank. The fireworks lie in the pace of film and the Mametesque dialogue delivered like bullets by a large and capable cast.

As the projection makes its ascension up the ranks of the company, the office politics shift into high gear. Fingers are pointed, deals are brokered and everyone looks around wondering how the hell it all got so bad. Everyone is complicit and by the end of the day no one is left unscathed. By the time the opening bell sounds the following day, plans are set in motion, ethics are compromised and the bank, while still standing, is but a shell of it’s former self.

The film is chalk full of great performances most notably by Jeremy Irons, as the top rung of the ladder and Kevin Spacey, as a long time employee forced to carry out the bank’s plan to rid themselves of their toxic assets. Both actor’s operate in survivor mode, one desperately hanging onto his last shreds of dignity and the other doing whatever it takes to stay alive. These are desperate men leading desperate lives. A cast of better dressed Willy Loman’s hopelessly clinging to the prospect of another giant bonus.

While Margin Call operates at a break neck pace and the financial crisis is front and center, the devil is in the details. The problems of our financial system are malignant and contagious. The recklessness has trickled down to everyone. Brokers making millions of dollars a year are living hand to mouth, over extended or tapped out. Brilliant rocket scientists would rather crunch numbers for an investment bank because the pay is so much better. The film taps into the dark side of human nature and asks the audience how we would act if we were in the same situation. In the film Margin Call, the answer is simple: everyone has a price.


The Dark Knight Advertises!

Unless you have been living under a rock, which happens to be under an even larger, more socially inhibiting rock, you should know that the internet is abuzz today with the release of the full The Dark Knight Rises Trailer.  I feel it is a good idea…nay, my duty to post the trailer here for your viewing pleasure on Cinema Recon (The trailer is hosted on Apple and I found it embedded on Trailer Addict):

http://www.traileraddict.com/emd/50228

On the upcoming show, you will hear Jake and I discuss the 6 minute preview we saw prior to the IMAX screening of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. In my humble-yet-often-more-correct-than-Jake opinion, this new trailer is much more exciting than what we saw Thursday night.  Here, we don’t have to deal with Bane’s grainy voice and we see a lot more of the overall film (plus that football stadium scene…yowsers).

I for one am far more excited than I used to be for this movie.  The “behind the scenes” leaks were killing my anticipation, but now that the film has wrapped, I can just sit back and enjoy the trailers and viral marketing!

What did you think?


For Your Consideration: My Week with Marilyn

We, as a society, are obsessed with celebrity. It’s a systemic problem that is rooted in our belief that in America, anyone could be rich and famous, with hoards of people falling at your feet and succumbing to your every whim. For most people it’s seen as the easiest and most desirable route to the American Dream, one which takes the least amount of work and provides the most benefit. And while we all at one time have taken a shot at achieving that level of success, we are also obsessed with seeing those who have become rich and famous fail. We live in a 24 news cycle in which we populate countless websites and read hundreds of magazines looking for the latest gossip. These outlets report everything, free of remorse and regardless of how trivial it may be because they know the hunger for information is insatiable.

This is not a new development. For decades, hell, even longer than that, our desire to be close to the famous, to live vicariously through them has always been of interest. Never more clearly crystalized is our obsession with celebrity culture than in the case of Marilyn Monroe. There have been countless books, movies, Television specials, recounting the life, death and legacy of the late entertainer. There has never been a person more scrutinized, both in life and in death than Ms. Monroe. The film My Week with Marilyn attempts with great success to show the audience the effects of such scrutiny.

My Week with Marilyn is but a brief glimpse into the life of Monroe. It’s 1956 and she is already the most famous person in the world. Monroe, as portrayed by Michelle Williams, is a walking contradiction. She is all at once a confident sex symbol and shy, bewildered actress. She is both a steely tactician aware of her enormous power and and a walking open wound who just wants to love someone and be loved in return. The motives of the people she relies on the most are questionable at best and they seem comfortable to keep her guarded, propped up by lies and pills.

The story is told from the perspective of Colin Clark, a young man from an upper class family, who desperately wants to work on the pictures. Through sheer persistence, he gets a job as a third assistant director for Laurence Olivier (Kenneth Brannagh) for the film that would eventually become The Prince and the Showgirl. Olivier is a great actor and wants to be a movie star, Monroe is a great movie star that longs, perhaps more than anything else to be a great actress. The dynamic between Olivier and Monroe is cause for a belabored shoot and  a tense war of egos.

If her brilliant performance in last year’s Blue Valentine didn’t completely take Michelle William’s out of the shadow of Dawson’s Creek, then this movie most definitely will. This movie asks her to play Monroe as we’ve never seen before. She plays Monroe as woman teetering on the edge of a million emotions, hanging onto her sanity by mere thread. In the movie we fully grasp what it is like to not have any control on your life, to be at the mercy of an unstoppable machine. Furthermore, we come to understand why Ms. Monroe was so popular. Through the prism of today’s society, where people are famous for simply being famous, we come to understand what a star truly is: A representation, no matter how truthful he or she may be, of our best self. And most importantly, as entertainment.


Episode 12/11/11

Today on the show, we get dieting tips from the worst babysitting movie we have ever seen…Its the Cinema Recon review of The Sitter!  (09:20)

We also cheat in English Class by watching the movie instead of reading the book…Paul and Jake review The Help!  (54:25)

In the news… (01:46:29)

  • We play a rousing game of Battleship while watching the new Transfor…er, Battleship trailer!
  • The new Cabin in the Woods trailer tells us we know nothing about your typical horror movie!
  • Idiot kids are encouraged to act like idiots in movie theaters!
  • Daniel Craig tells us that Quantum of Solace was a bad movie…also the grass is green and the sky is blue!
  • Celebrities play dress up!
  • Tom Cruise says Top Gun 2 can be his wingman any day!
  • Are they CRAZY?  Lionsgate is making An American Psycho remake!
  • Patty Jenkins says Thor 2 is for the boys!
  • The new trailer for The Three Stooges pokes us in the eyes and slapsticks our faces off!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/11/11


For Your Consideration: Shame

The world as we know it has never been more crowded and information has never been more accessible. We live in a Facebook universe where its tentacles allow the entire world to be interconnected. Information, both the impactful and mundane, is broadcast instantly in 140 characters or less. The world is one society, never so close, yet as people we have never been so isolated. We have become world driven by “status updates” and “likes”. We’ve traded conversations for tweets and human interaction for “wall” posts. Human voices have become scary, it’s a lot easier to say “no” to someone from the safety of a well-timed text message. Conversation and conflict can be dirty, why not give your opinions under the umbrella of your latest blog post?

Nobody dies without any scars. What happens to us when we lose our best tool to cope with struggle inherent in living life? What happens when we can no longer truly communicate? The film Shame attempts to answer that question.

Meet Brandon (Michael Fassbender). It would be easy to describe him as a sex addict. For Brandon, sex is no longer an act of love, but a physical representation of his emotional pain. He is searching for an absolution that will never come. He is powerless to stop it and is left feeling empty in the absence of it.

From the outside looking in, Brandon is a well-adjusted man. He lives in a sterile apartment and works at a nameless company that produces nothing. He goes through the motions of his day-to-day life. He has no real attachment to anything but his compulsion. Everything in between is a cross to bear. His job, his friends and family are all hindrances. He has completely lost the ability to have a real relationship with someone, especially women. They are a means to an end and nothing more.

The film revolves around his relationship with his sister Sissy (Carey Mulligan). Their pain is shared, but never communicated. Despite a blatantly intimate relationship, Brandon keeps Sissy at a distance. To him, she is merely a reminder of his condition and another problem to be discarded. Sissy, who is equally damaged and self destructive, wants a relationship with Brandon, only to be pushed away at every turn.

Michael Fassbender, quickly becoming the actor of his generation, is simply breathtaking. He smolders as a man whose demons are slowly eating away at him. It’s truly mesmerizing watching him as his carefully manicured veneer chips away and we see the pain that is festering underneath. Equal to the task is Mulligan, who is asked to display the same pain in a different way. She’s an open wound, crying out to the one person who understands her and could possibly help her.

Shame is a transcendent film, perhaps the first truly great film of the new decade.  It’s not an easy film to watch. In fact, I doubt I will ever be able to watch it again. It holds up a mirror to us all and asks us to look at our trajectory and in doing so, stays with us far longer than we’re comfortable with.


Episode 12/03/11

Today on the show, we wonder why movie monsters can’t have tiny, little arms and tell you just what is so super about Super 8!  (07:47)

We also poke Jesse Eisenberg on the FaceSpace and give you our EXPLOSIVE review of 30 Minutes or Less!!  (47:11)

In the news…  (01:12:13)

  • The Lizard from the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man has sugary sweets in his chest!
  • The Twilight Zone and Where’s Waldo pick up new screenwriters!
  • Starship Troopers is getting a non-cartoon remake?!
  • Jesse Eisenberg is embarrassed and demands cold hard cash!!
  • Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie makes us question our sanity!…
  • …A Flight of The Conchords movie would put us back into a harmonious balance
  • Vin Diesel needs work!  Donate today!
  • Tucker & Dale vs Evil is the best little horror/comedy you’ve never heard of!
  • What do we know??  The Tree of Life is winning awards!

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 12/03/11


Even babies love Cinema Recon!

The power of Cinema Recon cannot be stopped! Feast your eyes on this amazing image for absolute proof that Cinema Recon is the best thing in the world, ever. Why is it the best thing in the world ever you might ask? It’s because we transcend all genres, all demographics, and all language barriers! Even infants who cant speak love Cinema Recon as proven by the picture of this adorable baby obviously listening to the latest podcast and enjoying the hell out of it. But this baby not only has exceptional taste in podcasts but also in clothing! She is wearing the latest addition from our winter line of baby onesies (aren’t they fierce?), made to keep babies comfortable and fashionable all year long, or until they outgrow it I guess. They will be the hippest infant at the coffee shop while they strap on their headphones, sip their non-fat latte, get out their iPhones and listen to the warm, fuzzy, and fierce tones of Cinema Recon.

I like it when Jake says "wreck shop."