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Paul produces and hosts a film/comedy podcast on CinemaRecon.com! He also produces and hosts a gaming podcast on BitFixRadio.com!

Off The Mic: The Muppets

Upon waking from my turkey coma this holiday weekend, I rallied my family to go see The Muppets.  It was not too difficult.  After all, we are a family that watches The Muppet Christmas Carol without fail each and every Christmas.  We also own all of the original Muppet movies on VHS, which have been worn thin from countless viewings (This does not include Muppets in Space or that weird pirate Muppet movie with Tim Curry).

I was particularly excited because, not only am I obviously a Muppet fan, but I knew that I would otherwise not get to see this movie.  Jake had no particular interest, which makes me think either 1) he is not a Muppet fan, 2) he is not fun, or 3) both. 

But I can’t really blame him.  I mean, who really cares about the Muppets anymore?  Long gone are the days of hit movies and successful TV shows.  It is not profitable for movies today to have witty, zany humor that doesn’t rely on lazy pop culture references or bad CGI.  So there is no room for the Muppets in today’s remake/reboot/ADD society, right?

Wrong.

Synopsis:   Walter and Gary (Jason Segal) are brothers, as well as inseparable life-long pals.  Gary has a beautiful girlfriend in Mary (Amy Adams), who would very much like to be a bigger part of his life.  Walter is…made of fabric and has a hand up his backside (okay, the movie doesn’t quite touch on this, nor does it need to).  He’s a puppet.  Walter also happens to be the biggest Muppet fan on the planet.  When Walter gets his chance to visit the historic Muppet Theater in LA, he stumbles upon an evil oil baron’s plot to tear down the theater and drill beneath it.  Now Walter, Gary, and Amy need to find the scattered Muppet crew and reunite them in order to raise the money to buy back their theater with one final show.

What Works:  Quite simply, when the Muppets are onscreen during The Muppets, the movie is at its best.  Jason Segal, who also stars, cowrote the screenplay here.  What comes through is a labor of love, and obvious fanboyism from Segal.  The film works hard to ensure all Muppets get their face time, which is no easy feat.  There are dozens upon dozens of characters in this film.  Each is given the opportunity to display their trademark quirkiness, while the movie still gravitates towards the expected big names (Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Ms. Piggy, Animal).  The Muppets is meant to be a throwback to the Muppets we remember, and not the more recent films I briefly mentioned above.  It succeeds.  It was a joy and delight every time Fozzie told a bad joke or Kermit played the banjo.

The film is very conscious of what it is:  a fun, lighthearted comedy with puppets as its cast.  Knowing this, it is not afraid to break that pesky fourth wall to essentially look right at the audience and say “HEY! Pretty fun, eh?!”  It is constantly referring to itself as a movie, talking to the audience, and poking fun at the Muppets in general.  It seems to say exactly what I joked about above:  “Sure, we have not been relevant in a long while, but that doesn’t mean we stopped being entertaining!”  When the film does this, it really feels like you are watching the original Muppet Show.

It also does not hurt that the script is quite smart.  It is such a relief to see a family film like The Muppets when we have become inundated with things like Yogi Bear, Alvin and The Chipmunks, and The Smurfs.  Those films seem as if they are just cashing in on your nostalgia.  The Muppets wants to take a seat amongst your most fond Muppet memories.  It does this through a tight, simple story, entertaining musical numbers, and clever jokes.  It also feels updated without having to rely on a million current pop culture references.  Sure, the celebrity cameos are numerous, but that has always been expected and part of the fun with these guys.  Jason Segal really took the time to not only give us a proper portrayal of the classic Muppets, but also to create a strong, witty script that holds up for a new generation of fans, as well as the old.

What Does Not Work:  I have very little negative to say about The Muppets.  Honestly, my only unhappiness came when there weren’t Muppets onscreen.  Amy Adams and Jason Segal do a wonderful job in their roles as “The Humans” in this film, but I still could not be swayed from wanting more Muppets.  Sure, this is not a great critique.  It may be to the film’s credit that it makes me want more, but it was the one thing I remember thinking in between scenes of Muppet mayhem.  I wanted more jokes, more silliness, and more puppeteering.  The movie’s only slow moments are when exposition is necessary from the actual human cast.

Also, I did feel that Walter’s story was a tad forced at times.  Maybe this is only because I was obviously not accustomed to the new Muppet created for this movie.  Often I just thought him to be a little bit annoying…although he does have one of the best scenes in the film – his reaction upon hearing the evil baron’s oil plot.  I may be nitpicking, and even as I write this, I am actually starting to like him more as I remember that scene.

Would I Recommend This Film?:  Absolutely.  If you have kids, then you should go see this film right now, no excuses.  There should be more family films out there like this one.  But even so, adults who just want a warm, intelligent comedy will be happy here too.  The film is accessible to everyone.  Old fans will get their jollies, while new fans are not required to have any previous exposure to the Muppets. 

It may be the recent absence of the Muppets, and this film’s embracing of that concept, which is most endearing.  Or it could be the witty jokes and enthusiastic portrayal of our favorite characters.  Or it could just be that this is a fun, smart, family adventure that stands out amongst all-to-frequently terrible nostalgic movies today.  Whatever it may be, many times I found myself not just laughing, but smiling in this movie.  Unless you are not fun, you will too.


Happy Thanksgiving from Cinema Recon!

We hope everyone is having a safe and delightful Thanksgiving!

CR Holiday Tip #246: Just as you begin to sense the beginnings of an awkward political debate brewing around the dinner table between opinionated family members, interrupt with an anecdote from your favorite Cinema Recon episode! Everyone will either laugh or be completely dumbfounded, but at least you will avoid the inevitable holiday F-bomb from Uncle Stanley.


Episode 11/20/11

Today on the show, we put on our monocles, ponder our own mortality, and dabble in thoughts of existentialism…Actually we are nowhere near that serious, it’s Cinema Recon’s review of Immortals(09:15)

We also get our manny peddies, done got our hair did, and catch a bouquet thrown by the DVD release of Bridesmaids(01:16:35)

You didn’t think we would do a show and not mention Twilight, did you??  Cinema Recon takes a long, sympathetic look at fanatical fans and some of Hollywood’s biggest franchises!  (47:15)

In the news…  (01:57:50)

  • Tweens rejoice!  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is out, and makes boo koo (boo coo?… beau coup??..) bucks!
  • The epic, hour-long trailer for Mirror Mirror has been released!
  • Tyler Perry hires Kim Kardashian and is essentially printing his own money at this point
  • Netflix wants you to forget about that whole price hike thing, and brings you a NEW season of Arrested Development!
  • How much wood would a Woodpecker peck if he got his own feature film?!
  • The Dark Knight Rises has finished filming!  …Now what will we complain about??
  • We watch the new trailer for Haywire and Paul falls in love with an actress who will kill him three times before he hits the floor

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 11/20/11


It “Wood” Certainly Seem No Cartoon is Safe

Well here we go.

The Hollywood Reporter is …reporting… that yet another piece of childhood nostalgia was hunted down by a film studio, cornered, and eventually captured, all so that it may be dragged from the cool confines of our memories and paraded down the street before our present day eyes (for a nominal fee from us, of course).  I speak of Illumination Entertainment (Universal owned) bringing Woody Woodpecker onto the big screen

Now I love me some Woody Woodpecker, but I don’t think its a surprise to anyone when I say I think they should leave well enough alone.  Maybe I am coming across as a grumpy old man, and maybe a lot of you actually want to see the beloved Woody Woodpecker character recreated for a modern audience, and maybe (on paper at least) this is indeed an exciting, heartwarming look into our childhoods!   Maybe the film will be more than just 90 minutes of “Hey!  Remember when Woody used to laugh like THIS [insert laugh 50 times] …Hilarious!!”

…You know what, this is sounding better and better!  Yeah, maybe they can pull this off!!  And then they can go and do the same for George of the Jungle, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Richie Rich, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Curious George, Inspector Gadget, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Garfield, Speed Racer, Mr. Magoo, Scooby Doo…. 

Oh.  Right.

Shit.

Hopefully the film will have a happy ending


Episode 11/13/11

Today on the show, we are visited by our dear friend and fellow movie aficionado Billy!  Keep on the lookout for future posts from Billy on the site!

Why are we wearing rubbery old man masks and our mothers’ dresses, you ask??  Well, it’s the Cinema Recon review of J. Edgar, of course!  (11:50)

We also utter the word “beautiful” about 700 times with confused, bewildered, and sleepy looks on our faces.  Cinema Recon climbs The Tree of Life(01:23:48)

It’s certainly easy to be smug and judgmental when you have won as many awards as this show! …*cough*… But we put on our most unbiased faces and examine the movies in Hollywood unabashedly clamoring for those little gold statues!  It’s the Cinema Recon “Oscar Bait” discussion!  (46:30)

In the news…  (02:10:27)

  • Eddie Murphy is too busy apologizing for Tower Heist to host the Oscars!
  • Fact:  Adam Sandler can slap you in the face and you’ll promptly give him $10!
  • Magneto takes his addiction to the next level and wants to cover every inch of his body in sweet, shiny metal!
  • Modern Warfare 3 is bigger than Star Wars AND Lord of the Rings??  Shut up and take my money!!
  • Newly released Snow White and the Huntsman trailer is….good?!  Well I’ll be a son of a witch
  •  Warner Bros. has all the “pieces” in place for their next big franchise!  Be sure to “block” out any plans you have summer 2014!!  (it’s a LEGO movie)

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 11/13/11


J. Edgar Earns Twice Jake’s Annual Salary in Just One Day

As Cinema Recon gears up to hit the polling booth with J. Edgar, IMDb.com is reporting that the film earned $53,000.00 today in just the 7 theaters it was shown.  The limited release for just one day is of course meant to create a bit of buzz around the movie, as it opens in wide release tomorrow.  Warner Brothers will be satisfied with nothing less than several Oscar nominations for the presidential biopic.

But is it any good? …We will certainly let you know on the next show, as J. Edgar will be our wide release review for the week!  I got Jake the pop-up book version so he can at least participate in the review.

Bling Bang!


Episode 11/06/11

Today on the show, we climb the highest building we can find and contemplate taking a plunge after watching Tower Heist(05:44)

We also pledge allegiance to the flag, high-five Uncle Sam, and root for the little guy (who becomes a bigger, stronger little guy)!  It’s the Cinema Recon review of Captain America(1:30:50)

Where have all the Action Heroes gone?!  Cinema Recon gathers the most iconic Action Stars of yesteryear…and celebrates their metaphorical deaths in our childhood memories!  It’s Cinema Recon’s Funeral for the Action Heroes!  (42:20)

In the news…  (2:19:05)

  • A video game franchise is being made into a movie, and the creators are getting creative control??  Blasphemy!
  • Bill Murray is…The Penguin!  No wait…FDR!
  • Forbes’ has discovered mathematical proof that no one likes Dru Berrymore! (Nobel Prize to follow)
  • The recently announced title of the 23rd Bond film has us shaken…AND stirred!
  • Marvel puts the X-Men franchise into the hands of the man who nearly killed it!
  • Arnold takes a break from making illegitimate children and returns to film!
Listen below:
Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 11/06/11

Happy Halloween!

Cinema Recon would like to wish everyone a Safe and Happy Halloween!  Drive a little slower out there today, keep an eye out for the kids.  They’ve been looking forward to this, and today is about them.

Oh, and if two abnormally large kids ring your doorbell wearing sheets with eye hole cut outs, and they also happen to be rambling on about movies and Internets…you should probably not ask them how old they are.  Just give them that king size Snickers bar you got there.  Thanks!  Uh, I mean…Today’s about the kids!

Normal schedule of shows will resume this week, so look for our newest Podcast this weekend!


Daylight Come and I Want More Beetlejuice!

During some of our practice runs here at Cinema Recon, one of our practice news stories was that a Beetlejuice 2 was in the works.  Not many details at the time, but we did hear that it would be a sequel rather than a remake.  Our practice consensus: hesitant anticipation.

Why so serious?

Today, all across the internets, sites are quoting EW.com’s interview with David Katzen­berg and Seth Grahame-Smith.  The duo has formed Katz­Smith Productions and are working on a number of projects, amongst them the Beetlejuice sequel.

“We’re not remaking Beetlejuice. People have been very angry about that,” said Katzenberg to EW.  Added Grahame-Smith, “When Warner Bros. came to us about it, we said the only way we’d do it if we got Tim [Burton’s] blessing and involvement, and we got that, and the star of the movie has to be Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice, and it’s a true continuation 26 years later. Not just throwing him in as a cameo …”

So let’s recap:  1) A True Sequel, 2) Tim Burton is onboard, 3) Only Michael Keaton can be the Man in Stripes.

Yes please.

 


Independence Day 2 and 3 will not Depend on Will

ID4 is sort of a special movie for me in particular.  It came about during a time when I could not possibly have been more excited to see aliens engaging in aerial dogfights with F-16s.  I eagerly anticipated its release and followed every bit of news I could about the film at the time (which was often difficult in 1996, without the internets!).  During the summer of ’96 I was also in the UK for a student exchange program, so I had to wait just a bit longer before I’d get to see Jeff Goldblum bypass the firewall and hack an alien mainframe (no simultaneous release overseas).  I can distinctly remember being at a London payphone and asking my parents to go see the movie just so they could tell me about it at 90 cents a minute.  Ah….to be 14 and in love (with alien movies).

Now all that being said, Independence Day is not a good movie.  Sure, people my age with similar stories may remember it that way, but upon another viewing, we understand that time is a funny thing.  Its like going back to Chuck E. Cheese’s when you are 25.  Everything was exciting, shiny, and fast! …Unless you are above 4 feet tall, then its all just loud.  ID4 had some great special effects, especially for the time, but damn, it is difficult to sit through now.  From cheesy one liners to slow motion leaping dogs…best to keep it on the shelf rather than tarnish your fond memories of the White House being demolished.

Now, 15 years later, I learn (courtesy of Vulture) that Fox will be making not one, but two sequels to ID4 simultaneously.  Great.  Fine.  I’m all for it.  I will not complain at all when we get two more summer fluff action films, since the original was just that: a summer fluff action film.  I’m actually quite surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.  …Or am I?  It seems the reason lies with the headliner, Will Smith, who had been seeking $50 million to shoot them back-to-back!  Bananas!  In addition, it is also said that he wants his wife and daughter in the films.  Now, if you’ve earned your stripes, and certainly Will Smith has, I’m all for you negotiating the heftiest price tag that someone is willing to pay you.  However, when you start sticking your fingers in other portions of the pie, like dictating how casting should commence, I begin to sympathize less.  Get a goddamn babysitter.

So now Fox is prepared to begin moving along with this project with or without Will Smith.  Which is good and bad.  I do like Will Smith, and I would love to see him dress in black and get jiggy wit just the two of us in the wild wild west while welcoming aliens to Earth, but that money certainly could be helpful in putting forth a better all around film.  Does Independence Day need Will Smith?  Or can it survive enough on name alone?  It would certainly be a big risk to have no Will, film two huge movies together, then watch the first of the two tank.

Either way, I will definitely go see these.  Unless of course I am out of the country.  Then I will call my mom and have her tell me all about them.