Monthly Archives: November 2011

Some Minor Cinema Recon Site Tweaks!

For your listening/reading pleasure, we here at Cinema Recon are constantly tinkering with our formats and trying to come up with new ideas. Most recently there have been two tweaks to the site that will hopefully make your Cinema Recon experience all the more betters.

1) The Review Section – See that clickable word at the top of your screen that says “Reviews”? That is where you (yeah, YOU) can go to discover all of the movies we have reviewed on the show. Where once they were simply listed (booooo, Boring!), they are now in the form of pretty, clickable posters (Yay! Not boring at all!) which will take you directly to the show containing that particular and hilarious review.

2) Time Stamps – Here on Cinema Recon, we try to provide as much quality content as possible. Shows are typically 2-3 hours long so that you can spread them across your week like warm, delicious, buttery butter across a piece of toast that you already buttered, so its extra buttery. We understand that finding your favorite jokes/topics/dumb-things-that-Jake-says can be daunting, so we have included these little guys —> (0:00:00).

That is a Time Stamp, and they are in every show description, appearing right next to a corresponding topic. Just go to that (hour:minute:second) in your audio player and BAM! Your ears are teleported to whatever specific sweet, sweet CR sound you were craving. Give it a try!

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For Your Consideration: Melancholia

The films of Lars von Trier are a mixed bag.  The majority of his cannon are exercises in provocation that are hindered by an exuberance of ideas or needless restrictions he would impose on himself. Whether it’s his hyper stylized early works (The Element of Crime, Europa) or his “Golden Heart” Trilogy (Breaking the Waves, The Idiots, Dancer in the Dark) or the abandoned trilogy on the American Condition (Dogville, Manderlay) von Trier has a knack for making films that beg to be pondered and discussed, if not necessarily enjoyed. Relentless in pursuit of his vision, the director is both talented and infuriating. His last film, Antichrist, was a muddled, unsettling dissertation on grief, marriage, psycho-analysis and feminism all shrouded under the veil of a horror film.

His latest, Melancholia, brings us no closer to answering that question, but that’s not saying that the film is unsuccessful. In fact, this may be von Trier’s most controlled effort to date. It has been said that von Trier has on occasion  suffered from debilitating bouts of depression. If Antichrist was the filmmaker at war with himself, Melancholia is his catharsis. It’s the story of two sisters (Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg) that plays out in two parts.

The first half of the film takes place during the wedding reception of Michael (Alexander Skarsgard) and Justine (Dunst). The reception is being held at the palatial estate of her sister Claire, her young son and her husband John (Keifer Sutherland.) They play hosts to a cavalcade of friends and family, of which include the sisters’ bitter, outspoken mother and their aloof father. Justine, who we quickly learn suffers from depression, lays to waste her own marriage, leaving the entire procession, especially her long-suffering sister in her wake.

The tone shifts in the second half of the film as we learn that a rogue planet, aptly named Melancholia, is possibly on a collision course with earth. The end of the world is coming and while there is hope that the planet will simply pass Earth by, the inevitable questions of hope and reason, of faith and science, of our very existence are pondered. Melancholia is disguised as many things. It is at times a family drama, a comedy of manners or a science-fiction film. At its core, this is a film about depression.  The planet, a metaphor for the affliction, bears down on everyone in the film.

Kirsten Dunst, a minor annoyance in many of her roles, a major one in her others, gives a fearless, emotionally naked performance worthy of the promise she showed over a decade ago. Never has the impact of depression, both on one’s self and on their surroundings been so clearly personified on film. Equal praise should be given to Gainsbourg and Sutherland, as a couple tasked with dealing with Justine’s depression and the end of the world.

In the end, Melancholia is more of what we’ve come to expect from von Trier – A film that is full of ideas, some of them explored with great depth, others merely skimmed over. What the film lacks in clarity, it more than makes up with beauty and passion. This is clearly a subject that von Trier has given a lot of thought to and it shows, particularly in its second half. Von Trier is excellent at asking questions, one only hopes that one day he will have some answers.


Off The Mic: The Muppets

Upon waking from my turkey coma this holiday weekend, I rallied my family to go see The Muppets.  It was not too difficult.  After all, we are a family that watches The Muppet Christmas Carol without fail each and every Christmas.  We also own all of the original Muppet movies on VHS, which have been worn thin from countless viewings (This does not include Muppets in Space or that weird pirate Muppet movie with Tim Curry).

I was particularly excited because, not only am I obviously a Muppet fan, but I knew that I would otherwise not get to see this movie.  Jake had no particular interest, which makes me think either 1) he is not a Muppet fan, 2) he is not fun, or 3) both. 

But I can’t really blame him.  I mean, who really cares about the Muppets anymore?  Long gone are the days of hit movies and successful TV shows.  It is not profitable for movies today to have witty, zany humor that doesn’t rely on lazy pop culture references or bad CGI.  So there is no room for the Muppets in today’s remake/reboot/ADD society, right?

Wrong.

Synopsis:   Walter and Gary (Jason Segal) are brothers, as well as inseparable life-long pals.  Gary has a beautiful girlfriend in Mary (Amy Adams), who would very much like to be a bigger part of his life.  Walter is…made of fabric and has a hand up his backside (okay, the movie doesn’t quite touch on this, nor does it need to).  He’s a puppet.  Walter also happens to be the biggest Muppet fan on the planet.  When Walter gets his chance to visit the historic Muppet Theater in LA, he stumbles upon an evil oil baron’s plot to tear down the theater and drill beneath it.  Now Walter, Gary, and Amy need to find the scattered Muppet crew and reunite them in order to raise the money to buy back their theater with one final show.

What Works:  Quite simply, when the Muppets are onscreen during The Muppets, the movie is at its best.  Jason Segal, who also stars, cowrote the screenplay here.  What comes through is a labor of love, and obvious fanboyism from Segal.  The film works hard to ensure all Muppets get their face time, which is no easy feat.  There are dozens upon dozens of characters in this film.  Each is given the opportunity to display their trademark quirkiness, while the movie still gravitates towards the expected big names (Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Ms. Piggy, Animal).  The Muppets is meant to be a throwback to the Muppets we remember, and not the more recent films I briefly mentioned above.  It succeeds.  It was a joy and delight every time Fozzie told a bad joke or Kermit played the banjo.

The film is very conscious of what it is:  a fun, lighthearted comedy with puppets as its cast.  Knowing this, it is not afraid to break that pesky fourth wall to essentially look right at the audience and say “HEY! Pretty fun, eh?!”  It is constantly referring to itself as a movie, talking to the audience, and poking fun at the Muppets in general.  It seems to say exactly what I joked about above:  “Sure, we have not been relevant in a long while, but that doesn’t mean we stopped being entertaining!”  When the film does this, it really feels like you are watching the original Muppet Show.

It also does not hurt that the script is quite smart.  It is such a relief to see a family film like The Muppets when we have become inundated with things like Yogi Bear, Alvin and The Chipmunks, and The Smurfs.  Those films seem as if they are just cashing in on your nostalgia.  The Muppets wants to take a seat amongst your most fond Muppet memories.  It does this through a tight, simple story, entertaining musical numbers, and clever jokes.  It also feels updated without having to rely on a million current pop culture references.  Sure, the celebrity cameos are numerous, but that has always been expected and part of the fun with these guys.  Jason Segal really took the time to not only give us a proper portrayal of the classic Muppets, but also to create a strong, witty script that holds up for a new generation of fans, as well as the old.

What Does Not Work:  I have very little negative to say about The Muppets.  Honestly, my only unhappiness came when there weren’t Muppets onscreen.  Amy Adams and Jason Segal do a wonderful job in their roles as “The Humans” in this film, but I still could not be swayed from wanting more Muppets.  Sure, this is not a great critique.  It may be to the film’s credit that it makes me want more, but it was the one thing I remember thinking in between scenes of Muppet mayhem.  I wanted more jokes, more silliness, and more puppeteering.  The movie’s only slow moments are when exposition is necessary from the actual human cast.

Also, I did feel that Walter’s story was a tad forced at times.  Maybe this is only because I was obviously not accustomed to the new Muppet created for this movie.  Often I just thought him to be a little bit annoying…although he does have one of the best scenes in the film – his reaction upon hearing the evil baron’s oil plot.  I may be nitpicking, and even as I write this, I am actually starting to like him more as I remember that scene.

Would I Recommend This Film?:  Absolutely.  If you have kids, then you should go see this film right now, no excuses.  There should be more family films out there like this one.  But even so, adults who just want a warm, intelligent comedy will be happy here too.  The film is accessible to everyone.  Old fans will get their jollies, while new fans are not required to have any previous exposure to the Muppets. 

It may be the recent absence of the Muppets, and this film’s embracing of that concept, which is most endearing.  Or it could be the witty jokes and enthusiastic portrayal of our favorite characters.  Or it could just be that this is a fun, smart, family adventure that stands out amongst all-to-frequently terrible nostalgic movies today.  Whatever it may be, many times I found myself not just laughing, but smiling in this movie.  Unless you are not fun, you will too.


Happy Thanksgiving from Cinema Recon!

We hope everyone is having a safe and delightful Thanksgiving!

CR Holiday Tip #246: Just as you begin to sense the beginnings of an awkward political debate brewing around the dinner table between opinionated family members, interrupt with an anecdote from your favorite Cinema Recon episode! Everyone will either laugh or be completely dumbfounded, but at least you will avoid the inevitable holiday F-bomb from Uncle Stanley.


Episode 11/20/11

Today on the show, we put on our monocles, ponder our own mortality, and dabble in thoughts of existentialism…Actually we are nowhere near that serious, it’s Cinema Recon’s review of Immortals(09:15)

We also get our manny peddies, done got our hair did, and catch a bouquet thrown by the DVD release of Bridesmaids(01:16:35)

You didn’t think we would do a show and not mention Twilight, did you??  Cinema Recon takes a long, sympathetic look at fanatical fans and some of Hollywood’s biggest franchises!  (47:15)

In the news…  (01:57:50)

  • Tweens rejoice!  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is out, and makes boo koo (boo coo?… beau coup??..) bucks!
  • The epic, hour-long trailer for Mirror Mirror has been released!
  • Tyler Perry hires Kim Kardashian and is essentially printing his own money at this point
  • Netflix wants you to forget about that whole price hike thing, and brings you a NEW season of Arrested Development!
  • How much wood would a Woodpecker peck if he got his own feature film?!
  • The Dark Knight Rises has finished filming!  …Now what will we complain about??
  • We watch the new trailer for Haywire and Paul falls in love with an actress who will kill him three times before he hits the floor

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 11/20/11


Awesome new posters up! (posters may not actually be posters)

It’s funny how time changes things isn’t it? Gas use to be $.99 a gallon, TV only had 10 channels, and Paul use to be funny. Movies use to have soul, depth and meaning, their titles were unique and clever, and their posters and advertisements were pieces of  artwork that tried to wrap up different elements of the film into a single poster, and was something that you looked forward to seeing at the theater. They stood tall and long, draped over the side of a wall, or hanging from the ceiling. You walked in and saw a poster for a movie you had never heard of and the poster alone gave you this awesome impression and usually made us say things like, “that looks bad ass” or “…dude, so awesome.”

But times are a changing’. Gas is $4 a gallon, TV has about 6,000 channels, and Paul is… well, he’s trying ladies and gentleman, give him some credit. I am not sure if this has been going on for some time now or if it is something rather new, but the art of movie posters seems to be very different today than it used to be. I feel there use to be a lot more thought put into movie posters than there is nowadays. Take the following poster from the upcoming Expendables 2… it’s just a bunch of guns! I feel like they are dumbing down movie posters so that the average movie goer who reads at a 4th grade level can understand what the movie is all about… in this case, MACHINE GUNS! YAY! The poster just consists of people looking one way or another, and pointing machine guns. But since The Expendables 2 is pretty much all about machine guns, maybe this is a bad example.

My mustache makes me angry.

The other thing I don’t like about today’s movie posters is this… THEY ARE NOT POSTERS AT ALL! This really bothers me! All of the movie news sites across the Internets constantly have updates about the “new posters” released for such and such movie. But here is the deal, I have never once seen any of these “posters” in a local theatre or in any physical form whatsoever! So if they never get turned into actual posters, then they aren’t really posters at all but rather just digital images on your computer screen which makes me feel completely ripped off! Hollywood is taking the cheap way out and just throwing these images online without the least bit of effort put into them. They don’t pay the extra buck to actually produce a physical product to be put on display, but rather just throw something up on the Internets. And we all know, if Paul can put something on the internet, then anyone can do it! I just wish I could walk into a theater and get excited by the awesome movie posters like I use to. But instead, I guess I’ll just go on the Internets and look at a picture of this guy laying on the ground…

Classic case of guy on the ground.


Because You Never Saw It: Beginners

It’s all but incomprehensible to me that Ewan McGregor continues to get roles in which he has to play an American. It’s the worst American accent in the history of motion pictures. It’s flat, nasal, horribly distracting and on more than one occasion has effected my enjoyment of the film. I suppose it’s ultimately a tribute to the quality of film “Beginners” is that, while I noticed McGregor’s accent, it did not deter me from enjoying this film immensely.

The movie simultaneously follows Oliver (McGregor) at two different points in his life. One period has Oliver as he takes care of his father who is dying from cancer. His father (Christopher Plummer), who just four years earlier, came out to his son, refuses to go quietly. He takes a lover, joins every gay-related group he can find and is intent on living his life to the fullest possible extent.

In the second period, Oliver’s father has just died. Oliver, dispondent and confused, meets Anna (Melanie Laurent) at a costume party. This part of the film unspools like a protracted meet-cute, with each subsequent scene intent on amping up the cleverness quotent. Courtship, conflict, resolution. You get the drill.

There are no slackers among the principles of the cast. McGregor holds his own, my problems with his accent notwithstanding. He’s a charismatic actor whose comedic and dramtic skills play on both fronts. Christopher Plummer and Melanie Laurent are absolutely fabulous. So spirited and against type is Plummer’s performance that had this film not been so readily ignored by filmgoers, I’d say he would be a shoe in for an Academy Award. I’m positive that at the very least a nomination will come in due time. Laurent, last scene in “Inglourious Basterds,” is a knockout. While the role of the quirky ingenue/genius/savior has been played before by the likes of Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst, she adds a wonderful fragility to her character.

Ultimately, the film is about fathers and sons and the sacrifices we make throughout our lives. It’s about the imprints our parents leave on us and how they dictate, for better or worse, our lives going forward. In the end, we are never prepared. Our parents do the best they can, but they are only human. That may all sound like crappy pap, but it doesn’t make it any less true.


It “Wood” Certainly Seem No Cartoon is Safe

Well here we go.

The Hollywood Reporter is …reporting… that yet another piece of childhood nostalgia was hunted down by a film studio, cornered, and eventually captured, all so that it may be dragged from the cool confines of our memories and paraded down the street before our present day eyes (for a nominal fee from us, of course).  I speak of Illumination Entertainment (Universal owned) bringing Woody Woodpecker onto the big screen

Now I love me some Woody Woodpecker, but I don’t think its a surprise to anyone when I say I think they should leave well enough alone.  Maybe I am coming across as a grumpy old man, and maybe a lot of you actually want to see the beloved Woody Woodpecker character recreated for a modern audience, and maybe (on paper at least) this is indeed an exciting, heartwarming look into our childhoods!   Maybe the film will be more than just 90 minutes of “Hey!  Remember when Woody used to laugh like THIS [insert laugh 50 times] …Hilarious!!”

…You know what, this is sounding better and better!  Yeah, maybe they can pull this off!!  And then they can go and do the same for George of the Jungle, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Richie Rich, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Curious George, Inspector Gadget, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Garfield, Speed Racer, Mr. Magoo, Scooby Doo…. 

Oh.  Right.

Shit.

Hopefully the film will have a happy ending


Episode 11/13/11

Today on the show, we are visited by our dear friend and fellow movie aficionado Billy!  Keep on the lookout for future posts from Billy on the site!

Why are we wearing rubbery old man masks and our mothers’ dresses, you ask??  Well, it’s the Cinema Recon review of J. Edgar, of course!  (11:50)

We also utter the word “beautiful” about 700 times with confused, bewildered, and sleepy looks on our faces.  Cinema Recon climbs The Tree of Life(01:23:48)

It’s certainly easy to be smug and judgmental when you have won as many awards as this show! …*cough*… But we put on our most unbiased faces and examine the movies in Hollywood unabashedly clamoring for those little gold statues!  It’s the Cinema Recon “Oscar Bait” discussion!  (46:30)

In the news…  (02:10:27)

  • Eddie Murphy is too busy apologizing for Tower Heist to host the Oscars!
  • Fact:  Adam Sandler can slap you in the face and you’ll promptly give him $10!
  • Magneto takes his addiction to the next level and wants to cover every inch of his body in sweet, shiny metal!
  • Modern Warfare 3 is bigger than Star Wars AND Lord of the Rings??  Shut up and take my money!!
  • Newly released Snow White and the Huntsman trailer is….good?!  Well I’ll be a son of a witch
  •  Warner Bros. has all the “pieces” in place for their next big franchise!  Be sure to “block” out any plans you have summer 2014!!  (it’s a LEGO movie)

Listen below:

Download Here (by right clicking, then “save as”):  CR: Episode 11/13/11


Because You never Saw It: Bellflower

(Billy is our newest contributor here at Cinema Recon.  We are very excited to have his insight and perspective added to the site, so please help us welcome him to the CR family!)

 

The state of the financial system is precarious…

wars are being fought on all fronts…

People are confused and becoming more and more disenfranchised. Not a day goes by that groups of people, without so much as a clear message, are occupying somewhere.

In a world that seems to be spinning slightly off its axis, The film Bellflower tries and for the most part succeeds at creating a response by a disaffected youth culture to questions they are in no way prepared to answer. Over stimulated by the media and living lives that come too easily for them, the film follows two friends as they prepare for a world resembling the one that inhabits the film “Mad Max,” a world in which in which they are positive is inching ever closer.

Sun drenched and slightly out of focus, the film is unquestionably beautiful with a style that reminds one of the stylus of a turntable skipping and sliding over a record. However, in the film’s second half, its thesis ceases to drive the film and it devolves into a hyper kinetic hallucination that never quite gels.

Like Nicholas Winding Refn’s “Drive,” Bellflower is a little too aware of how cool it is. But the enthusiasm with which the film is made more than makes up for its self-consciousness. “Bellflower” is an extreme motion picture and doesn’t carry the burden of reality, but in the end is worth watching because of its technical proficiency and the all-in menatality of the filmmakers.

Bellflower exists in a world of its own, but given the trajectory of current events, it doesn’t seem that far away.