…Then watch Iron Sky with those batshit-crazy Nazis on the goddamn moon!
BUT, if you watch TWO trailers this year, make sure the other is this one:
After four months of preparation, Jimmy Kimmel released his epic Movie: The Movie upon the masses last night following the Academy Awards. This star-studded behemoth really is something to behold. I found myself “el oh elling” more than a few times. You can also check out the website for the “film” here.
Today on the show we have BIG news! Cinema Recon will be taking our show on the road and attending South by Southwest this coming March! We are also proud to unveil our new logo this week! And don’t forget about our upcoming LIVE broadcast during the 2012 Academy Awards February 26th! (02:50)
Cinema Recon explains why there may be more danger than you think in Safe House! (12:20)
Also, not even a silent film can shut us up on this show! It’s the Cinema Recon review of The Artist! (44:50)
Holy sweet merciful God, wasn’t I just talking about ludicrous premises and mash-ups in film when we discussed the upcoming Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? No sooner had I made that post did I stumble across this little trailer, released today, for Iron Sky:
Nazis from the freakin’ moon attacking present day New York in UFOs and blimp-shaped spaceships all coming out of swastika-shaped moon bases…Oh and Sarah Palin is in it. I shit you not. I am exhausted just having typed that, let alone having watched it!
Well that’s it then. Hollywood has gone insane. Somewhere a vein has popped and film studios are flinging bat-shit crazy movies at us. I don’t think I’m over reacting when I say the biblical Apocalypse is upon us. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… Nazis on the goddamn moon.
Touché, Blind Spot Pictures. You looked a President battling Nosferatu square in the eye and said, “You think that’s nuts? Well WE have lost our fucking MINDS!!”