Holy sweet merciful God, wasn’t I just talking about ludicrous premises and mash-ups in film when we discussed the upcoming Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter? No sooner had I made that post did I stumble across this little trailer, released today, for Iron Sky:
Nazis from the freakin’ moon attacking present day New York in UFOs and blimp-shaped spaceships all coming out of swastika-shaped moon bases…Oh and Sarah Palin is in it. I shit you not. I am exhausted just having typed that, let alone having watched it!
Well that’s it then. Hollywood has gone insane. Somewhere a vein has popped and film studios are flinging bat-shit crazy movies at us. I don’t think I’m over reacting when I say the biblical Apocalypse is upon us. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… Nazis on the goddamn moon.
Touché, Blind Spot Pictures. You looked a President battling Nosferatu square in the eye and said, “You think that’s nuts? Well WE have lost our fucking MINDS!!”
….And we’ll probably go see it.