If there is one person on this Earth that deserves their own Truman-esque reality show, its Arnold Schwarzenegger. The man can’t finish a sentence without making me laugh, whether its calling my state “Caleeforniah” or telling me to “Get My Ass To Mars!”
Just read this quote from Comingsoon.net, where Arnold confirms and comments on the planned Twins sequel, Triplets:
“I would love to do another ‘Twins,'” Schwarzenegger said when asked if there were any past characters he’d like to revist. “As a matter of fact, we’ve been talking about doing one and it’s called ‘Triplets.’ I’d find somebody like Eddie Murphy or someone that people would say, ‘How does that happen, medically speaking?’ and, ‘Physically, there’s no way!’ Then, somehow, we would explain it. That would be hilarious with what we know about someone like him.”
“I can see a poster,” the actor continued. “A billboard with us three. ‘They found another one!’ ‘Triplets!’ ‘Only their mother can tell them apart!’ I would do that in two seconds, because that’s real entertainment. You come out with that movie for Christmas, like December 5th or something like that, and you’re home free.”
Gold. I could listen to him read the instructions on the back of a Monopoly box, and I guarantee it would be better than any episode of Two and a Half Men. Better yet, give him a cooking show! OH! Baseball play-by-play announcer! “Striiiike threeeeeeAhhh!” Just get this guy on TV somehow where he has to talk NON STOP, and as no other character but himself. Shit, make this a 24 hour Arnold only channel.
Arnold has just got this certain charm about him…a certain “say what I see” humor that can’t really be pulled off by any human being. Its as if you’ve been cornered by your little cousin and now you must listen to him describe each of his GI Joe action figures down to the most minute, insignificant detail…oh, but your little cousin was also the Terminator.
As has been mentioned from time to time on the show, if you’ve never had the joy of listening to a DVD commentary by Quaid himself, 1) Get an Arnold DVD, 2) Find some friends, and 3) Stop laughing so much, you’re laughing far too loudly, and it is annoying the elderly neighbors. Just listen to the following “Greatest Hits!” from his Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ramblings. Some of my favorite lines include:
The Marble wall was two inch thick Marble…that I punched through with ease
If this world deals with big breasts, then so be it, I’m just gonna have bigger breasts
Oh my god, did you see Schwarzenegger naked? They showed his butt! I even saw something in front!
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