Monthly Archives: December 2011

Episode 12/03/11

Today on the show, we wonder why movie monsters can’t have tiny, little arms and tell you just what is so super about Super 8!  (07:47)

We also poke Jesse Eisenberg on the FaceSpace and give you our EXPLOSIVE review of 30 Minutes or Less!!  (47:11)

In the news…  (01:12:13)

  • The Lizard from the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man has sugary sweets in his chest!
  • The Twilight Zone and Where’s Waldo pick up new screenwriters!
  • Starship Troopers is getting a non-cartoon remake?!
  • Jesse Eisenberg is embarrassed and demands cold hard cash!!
  • Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie makes us question our sanity!…
  • …A Flight of The Conchords movie would put us back into a harmonious balance
  • Vin Diesel needs work!  Donate today!
  • Tucker & Dale vs Evil is the best little horror/comedy you’ve never heard of!
  • What do we know??  The Tree of Life is winning awards!

Listen below:

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Even babies love Cinema Recon!

The power of Cinema Recon cannot be stopped! Feast your eyes on this amazing image for absolute proof that Cinema Recon is the best thing in the world, ever. Why is it the best thing in the world ever you might ask? It’s because we transcend all genres, all demographics, and all language barriers! Even infants who cant speak love Cinema Recon as proven by the picture of this adorable baby obviously listening to the latest podcast and enjoying the hell out of it. But this baby not only has exceptional taste in podcasts but also in clothing! She is wearing the latest addition from our winter line of baby onesies (aren’t they fierce?), made to keep babies comfortable and fashionable all year long, or until they outgrow it I guess. They will be the hippest infant at the coffee shop while they strap on their headphones, sip their non-fat latte, get out their iPhones and listen to the warm, fuzzy, and fierce tones of Cinema Recon.

I like it when Jake says "wreck shop."


Off the Mic: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

It blows.

 

It blows, big time.


Um, Waiter? There’s some Robocop in my Star Trek

Moviehole provides the news that Peter Weller is the latest to sign up for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek sequel!  The actor, who played the iconic Robotic Police Officer Man in two films, is on board for an unknown role.  Other new-to-the-series-stars that recently signed on were Alice Eve and Benicio Del Toro!

So… Before we get a Robocop remake starring the actor in the prequel to the X-Men franchise, the original Robocop is going to star in the sequel to the re-imagining of the original Star Trek?  …I’m so excited/confused!

Quick question...what movie is this??


Bradley Cooper Plans to Drink Heavily in 2012

So who didn’t see this coming?  Bradley Cooper has confirmed, as reported by The National Ledger, that there will indeed be a Hangover 3 (or as I like to think of it:  Hangover Part One Again For The Second Time).

The previous sequel got its fair share of criticism for perhaps sticking TOO close to the formula of the first Hangover.  Seemingly addressing this directly, Cooper did mention that the new film will “not adhere to the structure” that we have seen.

The story this time is looking like it will bet set in Los Angeles, which I assume means that 80% of the film will be the Wolfpack sitting in traffic on the 101 freeway.

Here we go again...Again!


For Your Consideration: The Descendants

The Descendants is a film that should not work. From the outset, the audience is told that rich people have feelings too. That pain felt is pain felt. In addition, it takes place in Hawaii and yes, we’re then told that people who live in paradise have the same hardships as everyone else. While this is obviously true, the fact that the director felt the need to make explaining this the first order of business is essentially acknowledging the inherent problems with film. Making an audience care about rich people is a tall order. Misery set against the backdrop of such overwhelming geographical beauty is even taller.

In the hands of lesser filmmakers this film should have crumbled under the weight of its own pretentiousness. The film is directed by Alexander Payne (About Schmidt, Sideways), who is no stranger to toeing that thin line between drama and melodrama, between comedy and farce. He hasn’t always produced the best results but he seems comfortable pushing the tone of his films in one direction or another, trying to create a delicate balance between laughter and tears. That task is made a lot easier when you have a big goddamn ace in the hole: George Clooney.

Clooney plays Matt King. To say Matt has a lot on his plate would be an understatement. He’s a husband, father and a practicing attorney. He is also the sole heir of his family’s very large estate and decision needs to made in regards to large parcel of land he is responsible for. In addition to that, his wife is currently on life support having suffered a devastating injury in a boat accident. The situation is further complicated when his eldest daughter confides to her Dad that his wife was having an affair.

The film plays out like a high wire act on the shoulders of Clooney’s performance. In a career full of winning, charismatic characters, this is his most fully realized portrayal to date. He effortlessly and in the end triumphantly travails the emotional minefields of this movie, taking it perilously close to edge of an all out disaster, but never going over it. In the end, the film is about the messiness of life. The sheer unpredictability of it. In hindsight, I suppose it makes sense that the film is a bit sloppy. In a film that’s about life itself,  what’s the point of making it neat?