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Ninety-Freakin-Seven John Carter Images!(???)

…Because 98 would be too many.

Seriously??  I’ve never heard of a studio releasing a Costco-size pack of images like this, but here they are!  ComingSoon.net has ’em, so block out your afternoon calendar and have a gander!

Why, for the love of Walt Disney, do we need 97 images from an upcoming film???  If ever there was good reason for me to use 3 Question Marks, it’s here.  Why not pre-release the film in flip book form while you’re at it!?  And I’m not trying to shit on the movie.  In fact, I know very little about the soon-to-be blockbuster franchise (I can only imagine).  But….97?  I mean…really???

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